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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Jul 20, 2009 7:46:24 am PDT #29909 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Have you never seen even one post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie??

Clearly, we need more pre-apocalyptic sci-fi movies to make the point. Or pre-apocalyptic sci-fi TV shows like The Sarah Connor Chronicles.


Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2009 7:46:36 am PDT #29910 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well, hey, if its not their mission that's fine. It's not like their working their way toward being the evil overlords of a flesh-eating robot army.

Because, of course, if they WERE they'd just say so.


Trudy Booth - Jul 20, 2009 7:47:08 am PDT #29911 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aaaaand my conservative classmate is comparing Sarah Palin's resignation speech to Obama speaking without a teleprompter. Really? Is that important? Is it more important than this moron trying to put herself a heartbeat away from the presidency?

She DID have a teleprompter.


Cashmere - Jul 20, 2009 7:49:39 am PDT #29912 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

She DID have a teleprompter.

And a journalism degree!


-t - Jul 20, 2009 7:54:43 am PDT #29913 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, come on, you guys. Terminator has taught us all to be wary of killer robots with glowing red eyes, yes, but these robots have glowing GREEN eyes. They're fine.


Theodosia - Jul 20, 2009 7:56:01 am PDT #29914 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I say that when she can snatch a fly out of the air, she's qualified to be president, not before.

It's at least as good a metric as the conservative classmate proposes.


tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:56:53 am PDT #29915 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Terminator has taught us all to be wary of killer robots with glowing red eyes, yes, but these robots have glowing GREEN eyes. They're fine.

Good point. But I should point out that, as we learned from I, Robot, that sometimes evil robots don't have red glowey eyes, but instead have red glowey chest thingies.


Toddson - Jul 20, 2009 7:57:11 am PDT #29916 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Rule for the future: in order to be president, you must be able to speak coherent English?


tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:57:46 am PDT #29917 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Rule for the future: in order to be president, you must be able to speak coherent English?

And you don't have red glowy eyes or other body parts.


Theodosia - Jul 20, 2009 7:59:15 am PDT #29918 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Just to be safe, you have to be able to spell and pronounce at least 50 out of 100 words from the Scripps Spelling Bee.