I am such a geek... because I want this: [link]
Everyone needs to keep a flashlight handy, so why not make yours an awesome Star Wars flashlight? This replica of Darth Vader's lightsaber won't slice off any appendages, but it will cut through the night with four LEDs. The red light helps maintain your night vision too.
The flashlight will only set you back $25. Not too bad a price to get in touch with the dark side. It uses 3 AAA batteries.
The best part? It comes complete with lightsaber sound effects. As if you weren't going to make them yourself if it didn't.
That cat video from Ouise's link was more disturbing than the Sprite ad somehow.
It even has the sound effects? Crap. I'm not even a Star Wars geek and I may have to buy that.
Greatest Corporate Press Release in the History of Civilization
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone's CEO.
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone's CEO.
Yeah, and I'm sure "kill all humans" wasn't in the original corporate mission statement for Skynet either. The point is YOU ARE BUILDING AN ARMY OF FLESH-EATING ROBOTS AND THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. Jeez, people! Have you never seen even one post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie??
Yeah, but the point is they mean well.
Aaaaand my conservative classmate is comparing Sarah Palin's resignation speech to Obama speaking without a teleprompter. Really? Is that important? Is it more important than this moron trying to put herself a heartbeat away from the presidency?
And I'm sure that will be a great comfort to the survivors of the robot zombie apocalypse.
