Too many jokes... can't choose...
Never send a minion to do a god's work.
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 20, 2009 7:05:56 am PDT #29897 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Ouise - Jul 20, 2009 7:06:37 am PDT #29898 of 30000
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:20:48 am PDT #29899 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I am such a geek... because I want this: [link]
Everyone needs to keep a flashlight handy, so why not make yours an awesome Star Wars flashlight? This replica of Darth Vader's lightsaber won't slice off any appendages, but it will cut through the night with four LEDs. The red light helps maintain your night vision too.
The flashlight will only set you back $25. Not too bad a price to get in touch with the dark side. It uses 3 AAA batteries.
The best part? It comes complete with lightsaber sound effects. As if you weren't going to make them yourself if it didn't.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:25:35 am PDT #29900 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Amy - Jul 20, 2009 7:28:06 am PDT #29901 of 30000
Because books.
That cat video from Ouise's link was more disturbing than the Sprite ad somehow.
brenda m - Jul 20, 2009 7:30:32 am PDT #29902 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
It even has the sound effects? Crap. I'm not even a Star Wars geek and I may have to buy that.
Theodosia - Jul 20, 2009 7:31:23 am PDT #29903 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Greatest Corporate Press Release in the History of Civilization
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone's CEO.
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:34:59 am PDT #29904 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Greatest Corporate Press Release in the History of Civilization
Heh.
::admires new tagline::
Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 7:40:22 am PDT #29905 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission,” stated Harry Schoell, Cyclone's CEO.
Yeah, and I'm sure "kill all humans" wasn't in the original corporate mission statement for Skynet either. The point is YOU ARE BUILDING AN ARMY OF FLESH-EATING ROBOTS AND THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. Jeez, people! Have you never seen even one post-apocalyptic sci-fi movie??
tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:44:02 am PDT #29906 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, but the point is they mean well.