Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Jul 20, 2009 5:47:22 am PDT #29890 of 30000
brillig

That accent is seriouly nummy. He should do Craig's show, it's always fun when he gets fellow Scots on, they start telling stories of common places they've been to.


Laura - Jul 20, 2009 5:53:30 am PDT #29891 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Nirvana vs. Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up. It is pretty awesome.

That was quite fun.

The spec Sprite ad, um I don't know if something that clearly would never air can be called spec, but I'm sure they had fun making it.

Barrowman on Craig's show would be very entertaining.

Also, mmmmmmm pizza. Looks yummy. On my list today is to make pizza dough. My mom and sister wanted pizza last night, but it was too late to make it happen.


Tom Scola - Jul 20, 2009 6:14:51 am PDT #29892 of 30000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Pailn's resignation speech, copyedited and fact-checked: [link]


tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 6:23:02 am PDT #29893 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fast Food Mafia


tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 6:26:29 am PDT #29894 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Red Pandas Adopted by Farmer’s Dog

When rare red pandas in China were abandoned by their mother, zookeepers looked high and low for a wet nurse. The farmer’s dog pictured was one of three candidates for the wet nurse position.


Jessica - Jul 20, 2009 6:47:04 am PDT #29895 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think this may be my favorite There I Fixed It entry of all time.

(SFW at first, but look closer...)


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 20, 2009 6:54:14 am PDT #29896 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

(SFW at first, but look closer...)

Hee. Took me five minutes of staring to figure that out.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 20, 2009 7:05:56 am PDT #29897 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Too many jokes... can't choose...


Ouise - Jul 20, 2009 7:06:37 am PDT #29898 of 30000
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.

Best. Headline. Ever.

Hands or Paws or Anything They Got

Masturbation in the animal kingdom


tommyrot - Jul 20, 2009 7:20:48 am PDT #29899 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I am such a geek... because I want this: [link]

Everyone needs to keep a flashlight handy, so why not make yours an awesome Star Wars flashlight? This replica of Darth Vader's lightsaber won't slice off any appendages, but it will cut through the night with four LEDs. The red light helps maintain your night vision too.

The flashlight will only set you back $25. Not too bad a price to get in touch with the dark side. It uses 3 AAA batteries.

The best part? It comes complete with lightsaber sound effects. As if you weren't going to make them yourself if it didn't.