ACK!! When will I learn not to click on these links you people post?!? I'm thinking, hey, animals don't scare me much, even really creepy animals. Then I click on "toddlerpede" and will now have nightmares for years. If Nicole puts one of those in her guest room closet, I am never ever visiting her.
You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Willow ,'Sleeper'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Pix - Jun 15, 2009 10:32:33 am PDT #24391 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2009 10:34:14 am PDT #24392 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Someone really needs to make a horror flick about a toddlerpede. Like, the toddlerpede sneaks in through a window into a baby's room and crawls into the crib, hiding most of its body under the blankets to pretend to be a real baby. Then it cries, and the mother of the real baby gives it a bottle. Then it crawls back out the window.
Um... then more scary stuff happens.
Polter-Cow - Jun 15, 2009 10:35:44 am PDT #24393 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Then it tries to hug the mother with its hundred arms, saying, "Mama. Mama. Mama."
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2009 10:37:39 am PDT #24394 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, that would be scary....
Jesse - Jun 15, 2009 10:38:58 am PDT #24395 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, the toddlerpede is only not-scary as long as it never moves.
msbelle - Jun 15, 2009 10:44:02 am PDT #24396 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
4 more things off my desk, off my desk.
Kat - Jun 15, 2009 10:44:15 am PDT #24397 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Kristin,
Do you have time to meet this week? I'm sorry I didn't get back to you, but I had a 2-year-old sort of weekend.
Calli - Jun 15, 2009 10:44:44 am PDT #24398 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Good thing the toddlerpede isn't wearing a gas-mask.
Polter-Cow - Jun 15, 2009 10:45:40 am PDT #24399 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Are you my mummypede?"
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2009 10:50:52 am PDT #24400 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Another cool thing about a toddlerpede as a horror movie monster is you could cut one in half, and the back half would just grow a new head and then you'd have two....