Then it tries to hug the mother with its hundred arms, saying, "Mama. Mama. Mama."
Xander: I do have Spaghetti-os. Set 'em on top of the dryer and you're a fluff cycle away from lukewarm goodness. Riley: I, uh, had dryer-food for lunch.
'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Jun 15, 2009 10:35:44 am PDT #24393 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2009 10:37:39 am PDT #24394 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, that would be scary....
Jesse - Jun 15, 2009 10:38:58 am PDT #24395 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, the toddlerpede is only not-scary as long as it never moves.
msbelle - Jun 15, 2009 10:44:02 am PDT #24396 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
4 more things off my desk, off my desk.
Kat - Jun 15, 2009 10:44:15 am PDT #24397 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Kristin,
Do you have time to meet this week? I'm sorry I didn't get back to you, but I had a 2-year-old sort of weekend.
Calli - Jun 15, 2009 10:44:44 am PDT #24398 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Good thing the toddlerpede isn't wearing a gas-mask.
Polter-Cow - Jun 15, 2009 10:45:40 am PDT #24399 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
"Are you my mummypede?"
tommyrot - Jun 15, 2009 10:50:52 am PDT #24400 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Another cool thing about a toddlerpede as a horror movie monster is you could cut one in half, and the back half would just grow a new head and then you'd have two....
Steph L. - Jun 15, 2009 10:54:11 am PDT #24401 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I am NOT clicking the toddlerpede link.
Mr. Sedaris, in mock horror, wrote, “This bespells doom.”
I'm guessing that it wasn't *mock* horror. Sedaris is a bit of a luddite.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 15, 2009 10:54:38 am PDT #24402 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Another cool thing about a toddlerpede as a horror movie monster is you could cut one in half, and the back half would just grow a new head and then you'd have two....
And all the while wriggling and Wriggling and WRIGGLING!!!!
Good thing the toddlerpede isn't wearing a gas-mask.
Damn, got beaten to it.