Oz ,'First Date'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Someone really needs to make a horror flick about a toddlerpede. Like, the toddlerpede sneaks in through a window into a baby's room and crawls into the crib, hiding most of its body under the blankets to pretend to be a real baby. Then it cries, and the mother of the real baby gives it a bottle. Then it crawls back out the window.
Um... then more scary stuff happens.
Then it tries to hug the mother with its hundred arms, saying, "Mama. Mama. Mama."
OK, that would be scary....
OK, the toddlerpede is only not-scary as long as it never moves.
4 more things off my desk, off my desk.
Kristin,
Do you have time to meet this week? I'm sorry I didn't get back to you, but I had a 2-year-old sort of weekend.
Good thing the toddlerpede isn't wearing a gas-mask.
"Are you my mummypede?"
Another cool thing about a toddlerpede as a horror movie monster is you could cut one in half, and the back half would just grow a new head and then you'd have two....
I am NOT clicking the toddlerpede link.
Mr. Sedaris, in mock horror, wrote, “This bespells doom.”
I'm guessing that it wasn't *mock* horror. Sedaris is a bit of a luddite.