I'm probably in hell with my sins spelled out, because I'm a terrible poker player and wouldn't know how to fake being someone I wish I was but am sadly not.
Or, if I'm in heaven, then this is a Celestial Fail.
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Juliebird - Jun 13, 2009 8:00:32 pm PDT #24196 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Torque - Jun 13, 2009 8:01:27 pm PDT #24197 of 30000
Bad Wolf
my rants are occasionally amusing.
Cashmere - Jun 13, 2009 8:13:11 pm PDT #24198 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
The bathing scene from Room with a View is so hilarious.
erikaj - Jun 13, 2009 8:41:02 pm PDT #24199 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, yeah, but my problem tonight isn't so much the net(although I hate how quiet it gets on the weekends) but how easy it makes getting to celebrity gossip and other things that generally fill me with shame. In the immortal words of Danny Glover. "I'm getting too old for this shit."
Allyson - Jun 13, 2009 9:06:40 pm PDT #24200 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I saw very terrible comedy. It hurt me.
A ten minute routine on camel toe.
billytea - Jun 13, 2009 9:11:16 pm PDT #24201 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I saw very terrible comedy. It hurt me. A ten minute routine on camel toe.
Huh. That's... an achievement of sorts, I guess. I don't think I could manage a ten minute routine on camel toe.
Kat - Jun 13, 2009 9:14:40 pm PDT #24202 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
What comedy, Allyson?
I cannot sleep. Just read a YA book about desegregation in New Orleans. Very much a spinach book.
Allyson - Jun 13, 2009 9:20:04 pm PDT #24203 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I went to a comedy thing in Studio City.
There was one twenty year old kid who's gonna be a rock star. Great timing, lovely routine. Wee baby comic.
But then there was slimy camel toe guy whose entire thing consisted of the camel toe and how awesome it is to have a sore dick from getting laid so much.
I was like, "am i a crusty old feminist, or is this really this lame?"
I voted for lame.
Kat - Jun 13, 2009 9:22:15 pm PDT #24204 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
It sounds pretty lame. But I'm a feminist of the same vintage as you so maybe it's a me thing?
I kinda want to sleep, but I can't seem to fall asleep. WHY?!?!
Allyson - Jun 13, 2009 9:23:41 pm PDT #24205 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Dane Cook is funnier. And more original.