Dane Cook is funnier. And more original.
Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Jun 13, 2009 9:23:41 pm PDT #24205 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Allyson - Jun 13, 2009 9:29:51 pm PDT #24206 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Also? Guys who open with "fat girls are gross" jokes. They need to be stopped. Turn the mirror on yourself, and you'll have something. Shit that works in the frat house? Doesn't necessarily work in front of an audience of people who aren't out setting the world's record for keg stands.
Nilly - Jun 13, 2009 10:08:28 pm PDT #24207 of 30000
Swouncing
Skipping (yeah, what else is new) to post that, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is one of those lovely double Buffista events: it's the birthday of both javachick and (according to Fone Bone "If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me" Jun 14, 2007 7:38:03 pm PDT ) Dylan.
Happy birthday, javachick! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!
Happy second (already!) birthday, Dylan! With lots of wishes for Jessica and Fone Bone and all our family, as well!
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2009 1:26:34 am PDT #24208 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Birthday Happies, javachick! Happy Being-Two-Years-Old, Dylan!
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2009 1:41:53 am PDT #24209 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sometimes it sucks to be a monitor lizard: [link]
![[link]](http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/your-shot/wallpaper/2008/img/0608wallpaperys-12_1280.jpg){kind=link}
Jessica - Jun 14, 2009 2:44:00 am PDT #24210 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Happy birthday Javachick!
Dylan's birthday present to me was sleeping in until 7:15. Oh yes, we loves him, precious.
Laura - Jun 14, 2009 2:53:57 am PDT #24211 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Happy Birthday to javachick!
Happy second anniversary of being a mom, Jess. Yay Dylan for the present of sleep.
Glamcookie - Jun 14, 2009 2:55:51 am PDT #24212 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Happy birthday, javachick!
Happy birthday, Dylan!
Calli - Jun 14, 2009 3:31:18 am PDT #24213 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Happy Birthday, javachick!
Theodosia - Jun 14, 2009 3:33:02 am PDT #24214 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Hippo Birdies to javachick and Dylan!