Well, yeah, but my problem tonight isn't so much the net(although I hate how quiet it gets on the weekends) but how easy it makes getting to celebrity gossip and other things that generally fill me with shame. In the immortal words of Danny Glover. "I'm getting too old for this shit."
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
erikaj - Jun 13, 2009 8:41:02 pm PDT #24199 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Allyson - Jun 13, 2009 9:06:40 pm PDT #24200 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I saw very terrible comedy. It hurt me.
A ten minute routine on camel toe.
billytea - Jun 13, 2009 9:11:16 pm PDT #24201 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I saw very terrible comedy. It hurt me. A ten minute routine on camel toe.
Huh. That's... an achievement of sorts, I guess. I don't think I could manage a ten minute routine on camel toe.
Kat - Jun 13, 2009 9:14:40 pm PDT #24202 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
What comedy, Allyson?
I cannot sleep. Just read a YA book about desegregation in New Orleans. Very much a spinach book.
Allyson - Jun 13, 2009 9:20:04 pm PDT #24203 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I went to a comedy thing in Studio City.
There was one twenty year old kid who's gonna be a rock star. Great timing, lovely routine. Wee baby comic.
But then there was slimy camel toe guy whose entire thing consisted of the camel toe and how awesome it is to have a sore dick from getting laid so much.
I was like, "am i a crusty old feminist, or is this really this lame?"
I voted for lame.
Kat - Jun 13, 2009 9:22:15 pm PDT #24204 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
It sounds pretty lame. But I'm a feminist of the same vintage as you so maybe it's a me thing?
I kinda want to sleep, but I can't seem to fall asleep. WHY?!?!
Allyson - Jun 13, 2009 9:23:41 pm PDT #24205 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Dane Cook is funnier. And more original.
Allyson - Jun 13, 2009 9:29:51 pm PDT #24206 of 30000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Also? Guys who open with "fat girls are gross" jokes. They need to be stopped. Turn the mirror on yourself, and you'll have something. Shit that works in the frat house? Doesn't necessarily work in front of an audience of people who aren't out setting the world's record for keg stands.
Nilly - Jun 13, 2009 10:08:28 pm PDT #24207 of 30000
Swouncing
Skipping (yeah, what else is new) to post that, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is one of those lovely double Buffista events: it's the birthday of both javachick and (according to Fone Bone "If the Apocalypse Comes, Beep Me" Jun 14, 2007 7:38:03 pm PDT ) Dylan.
Happy birthday, javachick! With lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year!
Happy second (already!) birthday, Dylan! With lots of wishes for Jessica and Fone Bone and all our family, as well!
tommyrot - Jun 14, 2009 1:26:34 am PDT #24208 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Birthday Happies, javachick! Happy Being-Two-Years-Old, Dylan!