I suppose, "I have no weaknesses for I am a divine being," wouldn't go over well.
I wanna hurt you, but I can't resist the sinister attraction of your cold and muscular body!
Buffybot ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Jun 01, 2009 11:57:41 am PDT #22276 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2009 11:59:23 am PDT #22277 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or anything sarcastic, I suppose.
"My biggest weakness is I hate inane questions."
"My biggest weakness is the voices in my head."
pause, listen....
"No, it's not."
DavidS - Jun 01, 2009 11:59:43 am PDT #22278 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I still favor: "My only weakness is that I'm too smart too divulge that answer in a job interview."
Sophia Brooks - Jun 01, 2009 12:00:00 pm PDT #22279 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I once got hired after I said my weakness was being easily angered by stupid people who didn't do a very good job.
I am not sure that I should ever repeat that again.
DavidS - Jun 01, 2009 12:01:25 pm PDT #22280 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's a good one, Sophia.
I might opt for, "I get really annoyed with lazy people who don't meet deadlines, don't meet their goals and blame everything on other people."
DavidS - Jun 01, 2009 12:01:50 pm PDT #22281 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In other words: "I really hate msbelle's coworkers."
Jesse - Jun 01, 2009 12:02:05 pm PDT #22282 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Just the sort of maturity I might expect from a woman whose whole ouevre could be summarized in a collection titled "Fuck You, Mom...Just, Fuck You!"
Heh.
Burrell - Jun 01, 2009 12:02:20 pm PDT #22283 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oy. That Katie Roiphe piece was annoying. I find it fascinating that, no matter what choices you make as a mom, there's always going to be some asshole happy to tell you you're doing it all wrong.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2009 12:03:42 pm PDT #22284 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"My biggest weakness is Tino."
Gudanov - Jun 01, 2009 12:05:10 pm PDT #22285 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
"Kryptonite"?
"That I might be too awesome"?
"That my modesty prevents me from revealing the true extent of my superpowers"?