Or anything sarcastic, I suppose.
"My biggest weakness is I hate inane questions."
"My biggest weakness is the voices in my head."
pause, listen....
"No, it's not."
I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.
River ,'Safe'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2009 11:59:23 am PDT #22277 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Jun 01, 2009 11:59:43 am PDT #22278 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I still favor: "My only weakness is that I'm too smart too divulge that answer in a job interview."
Sophia Brooks - Jun 01, 2009 12:00:00 pm PDT #22279 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I once got hired after I said my weakness was being easily angered by stupid people who didn't do a very good job.
I am not sure that I should ever repeat that again.
DavidS - Jun 01, 2009 12:01:25 pm PDT #22280 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
That's a good one, Sophia.
I might opt for, "I get really annoyed with lazy people who don't meet deadlines, don't meet their goals and blame everything on other people."
DavidS - Jun 01, 2009 12:01:50 pm PDT #22281 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In other words: "I really hate msbelle's coworkers."
Jesse - Jun 01, 2009 12:02:05 pm PDT #22282 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Just the sort of maturity I might expect from a woman whose whole ouevre could be summarized in a collection titled "Fuck You, Mom...Just, Fuck You!"
Heh.
Burrell - Jun 01, 2009 12:02:20 pm PDT #22283 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oy. That Katie Roiphe piece was annoying. I find it fascinating that, no matter what choices you make as a mom, there's always going to be some asshole happy to tell you you're doing it all wrong.
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2009 12:03:42 pm PDT #22284 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"My biggest weakness is Tino."
Gudanov - Jun 01, 2009 12:05:10 pm PDT #22285 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
"Kryptonite"?
"That I might be too awesome"?
"That my modesty prevents me from revealing the true extent of my superpowers"?
§ ita § - Jun 01, 2009 12:06:11 pm PDT #22286 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The recruiter suggested that my biggest weakness involved an inability to balance work and home life. Slanting to work life, of course. This was based on my resume. I'm not going to say that, but I pray they don't ask me. I feel I will reply "How much I hate that question!"