Willow: It feels like we're going around in circles. Xander: Our circles are going around in circles. We got dizzy circles here.

'Sleeper'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Stephanie - May 26, 2009 2:12:22 pm PDT #21239 of 30000
Trust my rage

Burrell, we were talking about the court over in Bitches. Not sure if you made your way there or not.


sarameg - May 26, 2009 2:13:30 pm PDT #21240 of 30000

Excuse me, the top of the wire shelves. This time.


Theodosia - May 26, 2009 2:21:22 pm PDT #21241 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

sarameg, they've never found a cat skeleton on top of wire shelves, I'm pretty sure.

Spare Cat now has a shaved patch around her booboo and a shiny staple holding the skin together, and is generally acting nonchalant about the whole thing. The vet speculated that she'd managed to somehow cut herself -- god knows, she falls off enough things, squeezes through things and gets in various situations (hello, foot stuck between the radiator and wall!) that it could be.

:: still radiates guilt ::


sarameg - May 26, 2009 2:24:47 pm PDT #21242 of 30000

No need for guilt, you took care of her! (She got her foot stuck? Really?)

*I* don't want Loki on the top of the wire shelves. He has no respect of the personal space of other objects. And likes to test gravity. And I don't think the range hood was designed to support 15+ lbs of cat....


Cashmere - May 26, 2009 3:11:29 pm PDT #21243 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Filed under Shit I Didn't Say:

Yes, Dear Husband, I know you work hard an only want a half an hour to watch Pardon the Interruption after work but expecting a three year old and a five year old to remain SILENT while you watch your DAMN RECORDED TV SHOW that you could watch AFTER they go to bed is a bit ridiculous. Get the fuck over it before I flip out on you.


tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:21:01 pm PDT #21244 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Quick, everyone; think up zombie-related haikus!

Zombie haiku contest -- best entry wins the game of Plants vs. Zombies

Plants vs. Zombies continues to fascinate three out of the four members of our household. To share the love, I'm giving away this Plants vs. Zombies gift card. I won't send you the actual card, though. Instead I'll send you another photo of this card without the dry roasted edamame beans that cover up the code you need to enter to unlock the game for unlimited play.

How do you win? By writing the best zombie-themed haiku in the comments. Deadline is 2am Pacific Time.


tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:38:25 pm PDT #21245 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn, there's a shitload of entries.

Here's mine (which hasn't shown up yet):

Braaaainnns! Braaaainnns! Braaaain--Oh, hi!
You ask, Why this way of life?
It's recession-proof!


Cashmere - May 26, 2009 3:39:57 pm PDT #21246 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Too many great ones. I gave up trying.


tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:40:39 pm PDT #21247 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I figured I'd have a better chance if I made one up without reading the others first.


Cashmere - May 26, 2009 3:43:03 pm PDT #21248 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I tried, and then found an entry with my exact first line..."flesh falling from bones." It was that point that I realized I was outclassed.