Damn, there's a shitload of entries.
Here's mine (which hasn't shown up yet):
Braaaainnns! Braaaainnns! Braaaain--Oh, hi!
You ask, Why this way of life?
It's recession-proof!
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:38:25 pm PDT #21245 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Cashmere - May 26, 2009 3:39:57 pm PDT #21246 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Too many great ones. I gave up trying.
tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:40:39 pm PDT #21247 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I figured I'd have a better chance if I made one up without reading the others first.
Cashmere - May 26, 2009 3:43:03 pm PDT #21248 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
I tried, and then found an entry with my exact first line..."flesh falling from bones." It was that point that I realized I was outclassed.
Kat - May 26, 2009 3:45:37 pm PDT #21249 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Hi. Its 5:45 PM. i'm still at school. WHY?
tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:46:24 pm PDT #21250 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I hope it's not because you're thinking up zombie haikus....
msbelle - May 26, 2009 3:54:21 pm PDT #21251 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I am trying to find catchy hip/hop that is clean enough for mac to listen to.
sarameg - May 26, 2009 3:55:47 pm PDT #21252 of 30000
Tino in detention, Kat?
OK, this is weird. MK has had a large benign fatty tumor that was really hard on his back haunch. It shrunk and is soft and squishy. I then went looking for his pea tumor on his foreleg...and it is gone soft and hard to find too! Freaky!
§ ita § - May 26, 2009 4:08:06 pm PDT #21253 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got a face to face interview! With a written test in it...but still. I got my brows done on the cheap today to prepare my mojo, and it looks like it worked. And it's with the place I prefer. Need to hear from the other place too!
tommyrot - May 26, 2009 4:08:47 pm PDT #21254 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yay ita!