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Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam

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tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:21:01 pm PDT #21244 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Quick, everyone; think up zombie-related haikus!

Zombie haiku contest -- best entry wins the game of Plants vs. Zombies

Plants vs. Zombies continues to fascinate three out of the four members of our household. To share the love, I'm giving away this Plants vs. Zombies gift card. I won't send you the actual card, though. Instead I'll send you another photo of this card without the dry roasted edamame beans that cover up the code you need to enter to unlock the game for unlimited play.

How do you win? By writing the best zombie-themed haiku in the comments. Deadline is 2am Pacific Time.

tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:38:25 pm PDT #21245 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn, there's a shitload of entries.

Here's mine (which hasn't shown up yet):

Braaaainnns! Braaaainnns! Braaaain--Oh, hi!
You ask, Why this way of life?
It's recession-proof!

Cashmere - May 26, 2009 3:39:57 pm PDT #21246 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Too many great ones. I gave up trying.

tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:40:39 pm PDT #21247 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I figured I'd have a better chance if I made one up without reading the others first.

Cashmere - May 26, 2009 3:43:03 pm PDT #21248 of 30000

Now tagless for your comfort.

I tried, and then found an entry with my exact first line..."flesh falling from bones." It was that point that I realized I was outclassed.

Kat - May 26, 2009 3:45:37 pm PDT #21249 of 30000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hi. Its 5:45 PM. i'm still at school. WHY?

tommyrot - May 26, 2009 3:46:24 pm PDT #21250 of 30000

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hope it's not because you're thinking up zombie haikus....

msbelle - May 26, 2009 3:54:21 pm PDT #21251 of 30000

I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am trying to find catchy hip/hop that is clean enough for mac to listen to.

sarameg - May 26, 2009 3:55:47 pm PDT #21252 of 30000

Tino in detention, Kat?

OK, this is weird. MK has had a large benign fatty tumor that was really hard on his back haunch. It shrunk and is soft and squishy. I then went looking for his pea tumor on his foreleg...and it is ~~gone~~ soft and hard to find too! Freaky!

§ ita § - May 26, 2009 4:08:06 pm PDT #21253 of 30000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I got a face to face interview! With a written test in it...but still. I got my brows done on the cheap today to prepare my mojo, and it looks like it worked. And it's with the place I prefer. Need to hear from the other place too!

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