'Heart Of Gold'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Filed under Shit I Didn't Say:
Yes, Dear Husband, I know you work hard an only want a half an hour to watch Pardon the Interruption after work but expecting a three year old and a five year old to remain SILENT while you watch your DAMN RECORDED TV SHOW that you could watch AFTER they go to bed is a bit ridiculous. Get the fuck over it before I flip out on you.
Quick, everyone; think up zombie-related haikus!
Zombie haiku contest -- best entry wins the game of Plants vs. Zombies
Plants vs. Zombies continues to fascinate three out of the four members of our household. To share the love, I'm giving away this Plants vs. Zombies gift card. I won't send you the actual card, though. Instead I'll send you another photo of this card without the dry roasted edamame beans that cover up the code you need to enter to unlock the game for unlimited play.
How do you win? By writing the best zombie-themed haiku in the comments. Deadline is 2am Pacific Time.
Damn, there's a shitload of entries.
Here's mine (which hasn't shown up yet):
Braaaainnns! Braaaainnns! Braaaain--Oh, hi!
You ask, Why this way of life?
It's recession-proof!
Too many great ones. I gave up trying.
I figured I'd have a better chance if I made one up without reading the others first.
I tried, and then found an entry with my exact first line..."flesh falling from bones." It was that point that I realized I was outclassed.
Hi. Its 5:45 PM. i'm still at school. WHY?
I hope it's not because you're thinking up zombie haikus....
I am trying to find catchy hip/hop that is clean enough for mac to listen to.
Tino in detention, Kat?
OK, this is weird. MK has had a large benign fatty tumor that was really hard on his back haunch. It shrunk and is soft and squishy. I then went looking for his pea tumor on his foreleg...and it is gone soft and hard to find too! Freaky!