Truly one of the most disturbing candies I've seen.
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
NoiseDesign - May 19, 2009 10:20:03 am PDT #20182 of 30000
Our wings are not tired
Jesse - May 19, 2009 10:20:31 am PDT #20183 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'm pretending I haven't seen anything about the appalling candy.
Amy - May 19, 2009 10:20:33 am PDT #20184 of 30000
Because books.
CANDY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DISTURBING.
Jesus, that's creepy.
tommyrot - May 19, 2009 10:20:38 am PDT #20185 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Then you can pleasure yourself with this chocolate sensation time and time again.
Can we think of an impolite way to tell the people who came up with this to go pleasure themselves?
Stephanie - May 19, 2009 10:20:56 am PDT #20186 of 30000
Trust my rage
flea - I've contemplated the park-sleep-fly thing. My parents live 1:20 from the airport and we've flown out of Albuquerque numerous times at 6:00 or 7:00. (Flight at 6:00 requires leaving their house at 3:30 and that's cutting it close-ish.) Anyway, in the end, I've always decided to just suck it up and get up. Both times I did it, I made the kids sleep in their comfy, knit-fabric clothes, and they did fine. They always sleep on the plane that early and that helps. And I have everything ready the night before so I can just shower, change, and get in the car.
The one time I did fly-sleep-then drive home, but we had an appointment in town at 8:30 (Ellie's dentist thing) so it didn't make sense to drive home at 1:00 am to get back in the car at 6:00.
In summary, it's a nice idea for adults, but it's never been that convenient for me with kids.
Barb - May 19, 2009 10:22:32 am PDT #20187 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I wonder if the chocolate has to live in a rainy climate because mortals just wouldn't understand its special sparkliness?
Dammit, amych beat me to it.
Self-pleasuring sparkly chocolate. I. Cannot. Cope.
erikaj - May 19, 2009 10:22:57 am PDT #20188 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Are they really asking me to masturbate with this chocolate?! Someone thinks a lot of themselves...
Frankenbuddha - May 19, 2009 10:26:01 am PDT #20189 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Someone thinks a lot of themselves...
Or certainly of their chocolate.
Barb - May 19, 2009 10:26:34 am PDT #20190 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
But not much of women if they think a mere chocolate finger is enough to satisfy.
Jessica - May 19, 2009 10:27:02 am PDT #20191 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Then you can pleasure yourself with this chocolate sensation time and time again.
I'd tell them where they can go stick their FLING, but it seems like the marketing people have beaten me to it...