Also, I can kill you with my brain.

River ,'Trash'


Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 19, 2009 10:27:02 am PDT #20191 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Then you can pleasure yourself with this chocolate sensation time and time again.

I'd tell them where they can go stick their FLING, but it seems like the marketing people have beaten me to it...


Amy - May 19, 2009 10:27:14 am PDT #20192 of 30000
Because books.

But not much of women if they think a mere chocolate finger is enough to satisfy.

Right? Ugh.


Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2009 10:30:27 am PDT #20193 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

But not much of women if they think a mere chocolate finger is enough to satisfy.

I am now picturing a gooey, fluffy, sparkly, nougaty chocolaty mess in someone's underpants.


msbelle - May 19, 2009 10:30:51 am PDT #20194 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'm pretending I haven't seen anything about the appalling candy.

seriously. I can only hope that our friends in Late Night TV, Fake News, and Irreverant News - have seen this mess.


erikaj - May 19, 2009 10:31:57 am PDT #20195 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

But not Bill Orally. Poor Andrea has suffered enough.


Steph L. - May 19, 2009 10:32:41 am PDT #20196 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Are they really asking me to masturbate with this chocolate?!

The very idea is appalling. I would NEVER waste chocolate.


Atropa - May 19, 2009 10:35:07 am PDT #20197 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

CANDY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DISTURBING.

This led me to Google for the mori ex cacao chocolate skull truffles that were offered earlier this year. Apparently they don't exist any more. But I NEED skull-shaped chocolate truffles!


Kathy A - May 19, 2009 10:36:48 am PDT #20198 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Good cancer-related news, national division: Ted Kennedy's cancer is in remission.


§ ita § - May 19, 2009 10:39:15 am PDT #20199 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, ND. I understand corp-to-corp is supposed to be better taxwise, but incorporating is beyond me at this time. Plus, I can still do all my own taxes.

Like the women who crave it, FLING needs to be handled with care

I need to be handled with care. You can start by not condescending to me.

As for the Fling pleasuring, my understanding is that once you go chocolate you never go back. Or, the darker the cacao mix the sweeter the berry.

Something like that.

Watched the season one finale of Dark Angel this morning. Bear in mind, I'm here for the Weatherly and the upcoming resumption of Ackles, but I would have been pissed as a fan if they'd killed first Tinga and then Zack to finish out the season, all with the bonus pleasure of La Alba's brother. I just don't get her being cool.


sumi - May 19, 2009 10:41:51 am PDT #20200 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

That's excellent news.