flea - I've contemplated the park-sleep-fly thing. My parents live 1:20 from the airport and we've flown out of Albuquerque numerous times at 6:00 or 7:00. (Flight at 6:00 requires leaving their house at 3:30 and that's cutting it close-ish.) Anyway, in the end, I've always decided to just suck it up and get up. Both times I did it, I made the kids sleep in their comfy, knit-fabric clothes, and they did fine. They always sleep on the plane that early and that helps. And I have everything ready the night before so I can just shower, change, and get in the car.
The one time I did fly-sleep-then drive home, but we had an appointment in town at 8:30 (Ellie's dentist thing) so it didn't make sense to drive home at 1:00 am to get back in the car at 6:00.
In summary, it's a nice idea for adults, but it's never been that convenient for me with kids.
I wonder if the chocolate has to live in a rainy climate because mortals just wouldn't understand its special sparkliness?
Dammit, amych beat me to it.
Self-pleasuring sparkly chocolate. I. Cannot. Cope.
Are they really asking me to masturbate with this chocolate?!
Someone thinks a lot of themselves...
Someone thinks a lot of themselves...
Or certainly of their chocolate.
But not much of women if they think a mere chocolate finger is enough to satisfy.
Then you can pleasure yourself with this chocolate sensation time and time again.
I'd tell them where they can go stick their FLING, but it seems like the marketing people have beaten me to it...
But not much of women if they think a mere chocolate finger is enough to satisfy.
I am now picturing a gooey, fluffy, sparkly, nougaty chocolaty mess in someone's underpants.
I'm pretending I haven't seen anything about the appalling candy.
seriously. I can only hope that our friends in Late Night TV, Fake News, and Irreverant News - have seen this mess.
But not Bill Orally.
Poor Andrea has suffered enough.
