I wonder if the chocolate has to live in a rainy climate because mortals just wouldn't understand its special sparkliness?
Dammit, amych beat me to it.
Self-pleasuring sparkly chocolate. I. Cannot. Cope.
Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
'Serenity'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Barb - May 19, 2009 10:22:32 am PDT #20187 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
erikaj - May 19, 2009 10:22:57 am PDT #20188 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Are they really asking me to masturbate with this chocolate?! Someone thinks a lot of themselves...
Frankenbuddha - May 19, 2009 10:26:01 am PDT #20189 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Someone thinks a lot of themselves...
Or certainly of their chocolate.
Barb - May 19, 2009 10:26:34 am PDT #20190 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
But not much of women if they think a mere chocolate finger is enough to satisfy.
Jessica - May 19, 2009 10:27:02 am PDT #20191 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Then you can pleasure yourself with this chocolate sensation time and time again.
I'd tell them where they can go stick their FLING, but it seems like the marketing people have beaten me to it...
Amy - May 19, 2009 10:27:14 am PDT #20192 of 30000
Because books.
But not much of women if they think a mere chocolate finger is enough to satisfy.
Right? Ugh.
Sophia Brooks - May 19, 2009 10:30:27 am PDT #20193 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
But not much of women if they think a mere chocolate finger is enough to satisfy.
I am now picturing a gooey, fluffy, sparkly, nougaty chocolaty mess in someone's underpants.
msbelle - May 19, 2009 10:30:51 am PDT #20194 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I'm pretending I haven't seen anything about the appalling candy.
seriously. I can only hope that our friends in Late Night TV, Fake News, and Irreverant News - have seen this mess.
erikaj - May 19, 2009 10:31:57 am PDT #20195 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
But not Bill Orally. Poor Andrea has suffered enough.
Steph L. - May 19, 2009 10:32:41 am PDT #20196 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Are they really asking me to masturbate with this chocolate?!
The very idea is appalling. I would NEVER waste chocolate.