'Serenity'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I LOVE CORNY JOKES!
You all are cracking me up.
My classes' favorite has been:
What do a Christmas Tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.
But one that is cleaner? What do you call the chicken who crosses the road, rolls in the dirt and crosses back? A Dirty Double Crosser.
The racy joke among my cousins was:
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Uncle Duncan's Underwear!
You'd sort of sing the last part. And why of all our relatives Uncle Duncan got it I cannot tell you.
One of my best friends and I spend all of Elephant Appreciation Day (mid-Sept) sending these back and forth. We've got a million of 'em.
How do elephants hide? They paint their toenails red and hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Works don't it!
The jokes I remember from junior high were either racy:
Why did the snowman drop his pants? Because he saw the snowblower approaching.
Or they were really non-PC and inappropriate (a lot of Natalie Wood jokes right after her death, Helen Keller jokes, and "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs XXXX?").
Or they were really non-PC and inappropriate (a lot of Natalie Wood jokes right after her death, Helen Keller jokes, and "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs XXXX?").
Yeah, I remember all of those. Plus who was that teacher who died when the Space Shuttle disintegrated on launch in '86? There were a lot of jokes about her.
Bob! Eileen! Matt!
When I was a kid, we had a lot of inappropriate Challenger jokes.
Sally Ride.
Christine McAulife
ETA: Sally Ride was the first woman in space.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.