One of my best friends and I spend all of Elephant Appreciation Day (mid-Sept) sending these back and forth. We've got a million of 'em.
How do elephants hide? They paint their toenails red and hide in cherry trees.
Well, other bands know more than three chords. Your professional bands can play up to six, sometimes seven, completely different chords.
Oz ,'Storyteller'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2009 9:33:16 am PDT #11331 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2009 9:34:03 am PDT #11332 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Works don't it!
Kathy A - Mar 18, 2009 9:35:36 am PDT #11333 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The jokes I remember from junior high were either racy:
Why did the snowman drop his pants? Because he saw the snowblower approaching.
Or they were really non-PC and inappropriate (a lot of Natalie Wood jokes right after her death, Helen Keller jokes, and "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs XXXX?").
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 9:37:49 am PDT #11334 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or they were really non-PC and inappropriate (a lot of Natalie Wood jokes right after her death, Helen Keller jokes, and "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs XXXX?").
Yeah, I remember all of those. Plus who was that teacher who died when the Space Shuttle disintegrated on launch in '86? There were a lot of jokes about her.
Jesse - Mar 18, 2009 9:38:44 am PDT #11335 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Bob! Eileen! Matt!
When I was a kid, we had a lot of inappropriate Challenger jokes.
Tom Scola - Mar 18, 2009 9:39:52 am PDT #11336 of 30000
hwæt
Sally Ride.
Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2009 9:41:28 am PDT #11337 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Christine McAulife
ETA: Sally Ride was the first woman in space.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2009 9:41:28 am PDT #11338 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Why did the squirrel cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 9:42:07 am PDT #11339 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I promise not to post any dead baby jokes if no one else does....
Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 9:42:22 am PDT #11340 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Christa McAuliffe