Why did the squirrel cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.
Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2009 9:41:28 am PDT #11338 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 9:42:07 am PDT #11339 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I promise not to post any dead baby jokes if no one else does....
Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 9:42:22 am PDT #11340 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Christa McAuliffe
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 9:42:32 am PDT #11341 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ETA: Sally Ride was the first woman in space.
First American woman....
Tom Scola - Mar 18, 2009 9:42:38 am PDT #11342 of 30000
hwæt
For our latest mission, 50 Improv Everywhere agents created an art gallery opening on the 23rd Street subway platform in Manhattan. We put up 30 placards next to objects in the space (pipes, electrical boxes, signs, advertisements), transforming them into works of art. The gallery included a bar, a coat rack, and a cellist.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2009 9:43:01 am PDT #11343 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Or they were really non-PC and inappropriate (a lot of Natalie Wood jokes right after her death, Helen Keller jokes, and "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs XXXX?").
Dead baby jokes were quite popular in my circle.
Miracleman - Mar 18, 2009 9:43:05 am PDT #11344 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Not CLEAN, but...
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You fuck her.
Heh. I love that one.
Glamcookie - Mar 18, 2009 9:43:46 am PDT #11345 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
I promise not to post any dead baby jokes if no one else does....
Please don't.
Kathy A - Mar 18, 2009 9:44:02 am PDT #11346 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
There was even the crossover bad-taste joke combining Natalie Wood and Grace Kelly that I still remember.
Strange how it's the ones you really shouldn't remember that you do.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2009 9:46:44 am PDT #11347 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
We could always just post punchlines:
You're not just coming here for the hunting, are you?