The racy joke among my cousins was:
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Uncle Duncan's Underwear!
You'd sort of sing the last part. And why of all our relatives Uncle Duncan got it I cannot tell you.
I like books. I just don't want to take on too much. Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb?
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 63: Life after PuppyCam
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Mar 18, 2009 9:25:40 am PDT #11330 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2009 9:33:16 am PDT #11331 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
One of my best friends and I spend all of Elephant Appreciation Day (mid-Sept) sending these back and forth. We've got a million of 'em.
How do elephants hide? They paint their toenails red and hide in cherry trees.
Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2009 9:34:03 am PDT #11332 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Works don't it!
Kathy A - Mar 18, 2009 9:35:36 am PDT #11333 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
The jokes I remember from junior high were either racy:
Why did the snowman drop his pants? Because he saw the snowblower approaching.
Or they were really non-PC and inappropriate (a lot of Natalie Wood jokes right after her death, Helen Keller jokes, and "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs XXXX?").
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 9:37:49 am PDT #11334 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or they were really non-PC and inappropriate (a lot of Natalie Wood jokes right after her death, Helen Keller jokes, and "what do you call a man with no arms and no legs XXXX?").
Yeah, I remember all of those. Plus who was that teacher who died when the Space Shuttle disintegrated on launch in '86? There were a lot of jokes about her.
Jesse - Mar 18, 2009 9:38:44 am PDT #11335 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Bob! Eileen! Matt!
When I was a kid, we had a lot of inappropriate Challenger jokes.
Tom Scola - Mar 18, 2009 9:39:52 am PDT #11336 of 30000
hwæt
Sally Ride.
Daisy Jane - Mar 18, 2009 9:41:28 am PDT #11337 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Christine McAulife
ETA: Sally Ride was the first woman in space.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2009 9:41:28 am PDT #11338 of 30000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Why did the squirrel cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2009 9:42:07 am PDT #11339 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I promise not to post any dead baby jokes if no one else does....