No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Liese S. - May 30, 2011 9:57:18 am PDT #4556 of 6442
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Will you use them? Will you buy something to replace them if you get rid of them?


smonster - May 30, 2011 9:59:51 am PDT #4557 of 6442
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Not sure. I might, or I might just hook my ipod up to computer speakers.


DavidS - May 31, 2011 9:29:39 am PDT #4558 of 6442
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

The Pretenders on British kids show, Tiswas. Chrissie Hynde gets a pie in the face.


Jon B. - May 31, 2011 10:01:16 am PDT #4559 of 6442
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Wow! They sure were good sports.


sumi - May 31, 2011 11:13:21 am PDT #4560 of 6442
Art Crawl!!!

Jon B: congratulations!!!


Jon B. - May 31, 2011 11:18:27 am PDT #4561 of 6442
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Thanks, sumi.


Fiona - May 31, 2011 11:37:25 am PDT #4562 of 6442

Yes Jon, congratulations and best wishes to you both! It's a great time of year to have a birthday.

Tiswas was famous for its pies. If you went on the show it was more or less guaranteed.


Laura - May 31, 2011 11:47:51 am PDT #4563 of 6442
Our wings are not tired.

Yay Jon! I applaud your contribution to World Domination.


sj - May 31, 2011 12:00:15 pm PDT #4564 of 6442
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congratulations Jon and FAQ Wife!


billytea - May 31, 2011 12:35:38 pm PDT #4565 of 6442
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Jon! Congratulations to the both of you. Three of you. You're going to have a ThereMini-Me.