Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Fiona - May 31, 2011 11:37:25 am PDT #4562 of 6442

Yes Jon, congratulations and best wishes to you both! It's a great time of year to have a birthday.

Tiswas was famous for its pies. If you went on the show it was more or less guaranteed.


Laura - May 31, 2011 11:47:51 am PDT #4563 of 6442
Our wings are not tired.

Yay Jon! I applaud your contribution to World Domination.


sj - May 31, 2011 12:00:15 pm PDT #4564 of 6442
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congratulations Jon and FAQ Wife!


billytea - May 31, 2011 12:35:38 pm PDT #4565 of 6442
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Jon! Congratulations to the both of you. Three of you. You're going to have a ThereMini-Me.


Hayden - May 31, 2011 5:38:33 pm PDT #4566 of 6442
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

No kidding! Way to go, Jon and FAQ Wife!


DavidS - May 31, 2011 5:54:47 pm PDT #4567 of 6442
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My first article at the AV Club on Avatar: The Last Airbender:

Cool beans, you lucky bastard! That's exciting.


Hayden - May 31, 2011 6:28:04 pm PDT #4568 of 6442
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Thanks! This is way better than covering Donald Trump.


DavidS - May 31, 2011 6:45:24 pm PDT #4569 of 6442
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, btw...

Most Read . . .

1. TV Club "The Boy In The Iceberg"/"The Avatar Returns"


le nubian - May 31, 2011 6:48:18 pm PDT #4570 of 6442
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Thanks! This is way better than covering Donald Trump.

oh, no doubt.


Hayden - May 31, 2011 7:05:51 pm PDT #4571 of 6442
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Sweet! I had not noticed, David.