Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Buffista Music 4: Needs More Cowbell!

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2008 8:30:02 am PST #188 of 6436
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

"Santa Claus is Coming to Town" - Jackson 5 or Bruce Springsteen. Ideally with the Bruce version you get the long intro story about how he got stuck carrying the amps. But nothing really tops an 8 y.o. singing about Santa Claus coming.

My favorite version of this is performed by Chris Isaac with Stevie Nicks.


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2008 8:31:22 am PST #189 of 6436
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Kevin & Bean did a parody of the Gorillaz "Clint Eastwood" using Frosty lyrics. "Clint Frostwood" by the Chillaz - it's great. "I'm Frosty / I'm made of snow / corn cob pipe / and button nose" all set to that slow, lurching beat.

Man, I *love* that one. I have it in my iTunes, so I'm assuming I got it from you.


Shir - Dec 16, 2008 9:13:34 am PST #190 of 6436
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Just in case Shir has not experience the Jingle Cats: [link]

I haven't, till now. I also don't know 97% of the Christmas songs you're talking about.

My Jewish observation of watching (almost half) of Jingle Cats:

1. People have way too much spare time on their hands. They should give it all to me.
2. I felt horrified. Then amused. Then disturbed, and had to close that tab.


tommyrot - Dec 16, 2008 9:19:33 am PST #191 of 6436
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

2. I felt horrified. Then amused. Then disturbed, and had to close that tab.

Heh. I mean, sorry.

At least now you've seen the worst of American culture....


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2008 9:25:52 am PST #192 of 6436
Ann, that's a ferret.

But nothing really tops an 8 y.o. singing about Santa Claus coming.

Especially when that 8 y.o. is Michael Jackson.

I was given the Jingle Cats CD. It falls into the "one song is cute, an entire album is overkill" category. Though the last track -- a spoken-word story about a homeless cat's Christmas -- brings me to tears just thinking about it.


Barb - Dec 16, 2008 9:34:12 am PST #193 of 6436
“Not dead yet!”

How about versions of "Baby it's Cold Outside"?

Depending on my mood I veer between Jane Monheit & Steve Tyrell, Leon Redbone & Zooey Deschanel, or Brian Setzer Orchestra.

It's amazing how many BAD versions there are of that song.

Not as many as "Little Drummer Boy" but still.

I also like Judy Garland's version of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas." Meet Me in St. Louis is one of my holiday staple films.


DavidS - Dec 16, 2008 9:44:43 am PST #194 of 6436
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How about versions of "Baby it's Cold Outside"?

Ray Charles and Betty Carter!


juliana - Dec 16, 2008 9:53:46 am PST #195 of 6436
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

How about versions of "Baby it's Cold Outside"?

Dean Martin, dude. He wins.

Though the Bette Midler and James Caan version is pretty awesome.


Barb - Dec 16, 2008 9:54:31 am PST #196 of 6436
“Not dead yet!”

Ha! Love Ray and Betty.

I also like Dino's version with the chorus of women. Sounds like he trying to seduce the lot of them.


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2008 10:08:22 am PST #197 of 6436
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

How about versions of "Baby it's Cold Outside"?

I remember Buster Poindexter and (I think) Sigourney Weaver performing it on SNL once, and I was pleasantly surprised at how well they sang together.