Weirdness: I was watching Time Is On My Side just now, the one with Doc Benton where Sam wants to use his "science" to make Dean immortal and we find out Bela had made a deal, too, and is about to die.

But Bela says Lilith holds her deal, and that she holds all of them. Yet we just learned that Crowley is "king of the crossroads". So ... a promotion? Or Lilith was lying to Bela? Or Lilith was Crowley's minion all along?

Or just a writing flub?

Crowley was Lilith's minion and was promoted when she bought it?

That makes more sense.

PopTarts:

I want to rewatch the whole series and count the number of times Dean says "evil sons of bitches".

Yeah, I assumed Crowley brokered his way to the top spot once there was a vacancy. Or, he might be lying about his importance in the hierarchy, since he doesn't actually seem to be that personally powerful a demon.

he doesn't actually seem to be that personally powerful a demon.

In what way has he shown a lack of power? Finding Death and restoring Bobby's legs and actually disappearing in front of our eyes is enough to put him above everyone we've seen but Lilith and Alistair.

I want to rewatch the whole series and count the number of times...

I think we need a list. Like a series-long drinking game.

Dean saying "snowball's chance" might be a contender, too.

Okay, I'm going to call it just shy of 24 hours due to scheduling stuff on my part. Sorry to anyone who gets snipped in the last hour. Let me finish up the bracket and create the round 2 HTML.

Season 1, Round 2, Bracket 1 (of 2)

Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. 10:1

vs

Missouri: Don't you worry, Dean is going to clean this up. Well, don't just stand there, boy, get a mop. And don't cuss at me! 6:5

Sam: Dude! I can't use this badge!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: It says 'bikini inspector' on it! 7:4

vs

Dean: Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping! 6:5

Meg: He begged for his life with tears in his eyes. That's when I slit his throat.
Dean Winchester: For your sake, I hope you're lying. 'Cause if it's true, I swear to God, I will march into hell myself and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil sons of bitches, so help me God. 8:3

vs

Dean: You hurt my brother and I swear to God I will kill you, you hear me? I will kill you all! 8:3

Dean: No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch. 11:0

vs

Dean: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not gettin’ hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: ‘Cause you’re a bad person. 7:4