Dean saying "snowball's chance" might be a contender, too.
All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!
Buffy ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?
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Amy - May 20, 2010 6:49:41 am PDT #9601 of 30002
Because books.
§ ita § - May 20, 2010 7:09:04 am PDT #9602 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, I'm going to call it just shy of 24 hours due to scheduling stuff on my part. Sorry to anyone who gets snipped in the last hour. Let me finish up the bracket and create the round 2 HTML.
§ ita § - May 20, 2010 7:19:35 am PDT #9603 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Season 1, Round 2, Bracket 1 (of 2)
Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. 10:1
vs
Missouri: Don't you worry, Dean is going to clean this up. Well, don't just stand there, boy, get a mop. And don't cuss at me! 6:5
Sam: Dude! I can't use this badge!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: It says 'bikini inspector' on it! 7:4
vs
Dean: Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping! 6:5
Meg: He begged for his life with tears in his eyes. That's when I slit his throat.
Dean Winchester: For your sake, I hope you're lying. 'Cause if it's true, I swear to God, I will march into hell myself and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil sons of bitches, so help me God. 8:3
vs
Dean: You hurt my brother and I swear to God I will kill you, you hear me? I will kill you all! 8:3
Dean: No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch. 11:0
vs
Dean: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not gettin’ hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: ‘Cause you’re a bad person. 7:4
Amy - May 20, 2010 7:21:31 am PDT #9604 of 30002
Because books.
What are the ratios after the quotes?
t /clueless
§ ita § - May 20, 2010 7:27:59 am PDT #9605 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Those are the votes by which the quote won its round.
Season 1, Round 2, Bracket #2 of 2:
Dean: I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things—the family business. 11:0
vs
Sam: I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck." 6:5
Sam: I wish I could have that kind of innocence.
Dean: If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too. 9:2
vs
Dean: I'd take our family over normal any day. 6:5
Dean: (to his Dad's voicemail) Dad, I know I've left messages before. I don't even know if you get 'em. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I don't know if it's the thing that killed Mom or not... but... (tears up) I don't know what to do. So whatever you're doing, if you could get here... please. I need your help, Dad. 11:0
vs
Dean: Vampires! Gets funnier every time I hear it... 6:5
Dean: But see, my mom - I know she wanted me to be brave. I think about that every day. And I do my best to be brave. 7:4
vs
Dean: What made you change your mind?
Sam: I didn't. I still want to find dad... and you're still a pain in the ass. But Jess and mom - they're both gone. Dad is God knows where. You and me, we're all that's left. So, uh, if we're gonna see this through, we're gonna do it together.
Dean: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful. 9:2
Amy - May 20, 2010 7:28:55 am PDT #9606 of 30002
Because books.
Oh! Duh.
Lee - May 20, 2010 7:30:30 am PDT #9607 of 30002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Round 2, Bracket 1
House rules
bikini inspector
I will kill you all!
Bitch...Jerk
Round 2, Bracket #2
the family business
sometimes I wish you could, too
I need your help, Dad
Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.
§ ita § - May 20, 2010 7:32:40 am PDT #9608 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, voting gets harder for me now.
Bracket 1:
- Shotgun cakehole: Still seminal
- Bikini inspector: Sammy! Dean will win.
- I will kill you all!: I went back and forth on this one, and I don't even know. I can't explain. Something about avenging Sammy gets me more, but they're both powerful, almost equally so.
- Jerk/Bitch: other seminal. I'm annoyed I seeded them both into the same bracket, now. Hmmph.
Bracket #2:
- Family business: Right. Seminal #3.
- That kind of innocence: Back and forth on this one too. Dean for Sammy, or Dean for family? I believe Dean picks Sam.
- I need your help, Dad: Easy win.
- I do my best to be brave: Hard pick, but the reveal about Dean puts this over the top for me.
Dammit, that was harder, except where it was easy.
Amy - May 20, 2010 7:44:58 am PDT #9609 of 30002
Because books.
Season 1, Round 2, Bracket 1
- cakehole: I will never not vote for cakehole.
- yoga crap: Vulnerable yet bitchy Dean always works for me.
- kill you all: DEAN.
- bitch/jerk: Ooh, that was a tough one.
Season 1, Round 2, Bracket 2
- family business: Because it is.
- family over normal: Because he always would.
- I need your help, Dad.: This broke me. Always will.
- Hold me, Sam.: Such a perfect moment of BOYS.
Beverly - May 20, 2010 8:09:51 am PDT #9610 of 30002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
S1, R2, Bracket #1
Cakehole--Classic for a reason
touchy-feely--classic Dean
You hurt my brother--Dad vs. Sammy? Hard one, but I gotta go with Sam
jerk, bitch--well, I hope we get back to that
Bracket 2#
Saving, hunting--mission statement
innocence--I'm not especially fond of either, but this is a slight preference
need your help, Dad--Dean admitting need is huge
you and me--foundation of the whole show