Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?  

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ehab - May 20, 2010 6:05:20 am PDT #9595 of 30002
...all my words have been taken by my work. - Mala

Crowley was Lilith's minion and was promoted when she bought it?


Amy - May 20, 2010 6:14:35 am PDT #9596 of 30002
Because books.

That makes more sense.


Amy - May 20, 2010 6:24:23 am PDT #9597 of 30002
Because books.

PopTarts:

I want to rewatch the whole series and count the number of times Dean says "evil sons of bitches".


Matt the Bruins fan - May 20, 2010 6:37:49 am PDT #9598 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yeah, I assumed Crowley brokered his way to the top spot once there was a vacancy. Or, he might be lying about his importance in the hierarchy, since he doesn't actually seem to be that personally powerful a demon.


§ ita § - May 20, 2010 6:44:50 am PDT #9599 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

he doesn't actually seem to be that personally powerful a demon.

In what way has he shown a lack of power? Finding Death and restoring Bobby's legs and actually disappearing in front of our eyes is enough to put him above everyone we've seen but Lilith and Alistair.


Ailleann - May 20, 2010 6:46:14 am PDT #9600 of 30002
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I want to rewatch the whole series and count the number of times...

I think we need a list. Like a series-long drinking game.


Amy - May 20, 2010 6:49:41 am PDT #9601 of 30002
Because books.

Dean saying "snowball's chance" might be a contender, too.


§ ita § - May 20, 2010 7:09:04 am PDT #9602 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, I'm going to call it just shy of 24 hours due to scheduling stuff on my part. Sorry to anyone who gets snipped in the last hour. Let me finish up the bracket and create the round 2 HTML.


§ ita § - May 20, 2010 7:19:35 am PDT #9603 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Season 1, Round 2, Bracket 1 (of 2)

Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole. 10:1

vs

Missouri: Don't you worry, Dean is going to clean this up. Well, don't just stand there, boy, get a mop. And don't cuss at me! 6:5

Sam: Dude! I can't use this badge!
Dean: Why not?
Sam: It says 'bikini inspector' on it! 7:4

vs

Dean: Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help-yoga crap. It's not helping! 6:5

Meg: He begged for his life with tears in his eyes. That's when I slit his throat.
Dean Winchester: For your sake, I hope you're lying. 'Cause if it's true, I swear to God, I will march into hell myself and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil sons of bitches, so help me God. 8:3

vs

Dean: You hurt my brother and I swear to God I will kill you, you hear me? I will kill you all! 8:3

Dean: No chick flick moments.
Sam: Alright...jerk.
Dean: Bitch. 11:0

vs

Dean: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I’m not gettin’ hooked up every Christmas?
Sam: ‘Cause you’re a bad person. 7:4


Amy - May 20, 2010 7:21:31 am PDT #9604 of 30002
Because books.

What are the ratios after the quotes?

t /clueless