You guys are killing me. When you warn me against things, I feel like I just have to try. Except then I think about how once I read a fic that Plei, in her lj, practically begged people not to read... and, well, let's just say, I really, really wish I had listened and that selective memory destruction were possible. Ew, I just thought about it again. Ew. Devour couldn't be as bad as that.
Then again, why add to the group of memories I wish I could unremember.
Ahahaha. Was that when I was waxing nostalgic about the Buffy/Mummy Hand gouge your own eyes out story?
Yes.
That dude had issues liek whoa.
Yes. Yes it is. Oh, god. A universe of ew. And also, wha..?
(It's kinda sad I *knew* for certain which fic Jen meant.)
All I can think of is ... well, key word = dry-aged.
::crawls off to throw up a little::
well, key word = dry-aged
That story *still* limits my grocery shopping. I ... just can't buy meat that explains how it was aged.
lalala, I can't hear you.
Consider yourself blessed, baby.
::gag::
and I haven't even read the story, just "meat" and "aged"