You guys are killing me.  When you warn me against things, I feel like I just have to try.  Except then I think about how  once I read a fic that Plei, in her lj, practically begged people not to read... and, well, let's just say, I really, really wish I had listened and that selective memory destruction were possible.  Ew, I just thought about it again.  Ew.  Devour couldn't be as bad as that.
Then again, why add to the group of memories I wish I could unremember.
	
 
		
		
Ahahaha. Was that when I was waxing nostalgic about the Buffy/Mummy Hand gouge your own eyes out story?
	
 
		
		
Yes.
That dude had issues liek whoa.
	
 
		
		
Yes.  Yes it is.  Oh, god.  A universe of ew.  And also, wha..?
	
 
		
		
(It's kinda sad I *knew* for certain which fic Jen meant.)
	
 
		
		
All I can think of is ... well, key word = dry-aged. 
::crawls off to throw up a little::
	
 
		
		
 well, key word = dry-aged
That story *still* limits my grocery shopping.  I ... just can't buy meat that explains how it was aged.
	
 
		
		
lalala, I can't hear you. 
	
 
		
		
Consider yourself blessed, baby. 
	
 
		
		
::gag::
and I haven't even read the story, just "meat" and "aged"