This is great:
“You have the flu. Your immune system isn’t fighting it correctly. If you’re not careful, it will turn into ammonia."
One of the many jewels of another really bad D/C fic, guest-starring Jo Harvelle as an abusive date raper that none of the main characters seem to be able to break up with.
Also:
Castiel reeked into the toilet.
When fic writers turn Dean into Deanna, how do you pronounce the name: deen-a or dee-anna?
I have a (shit...had...she's dead...I just bummed myself out...) cousin Deanne pronounced dee-anne. So I've been assuming the analogue. How was his grandmother's name pronounced?
I can't remember. I'd have to watch that episode again.
Deanna doesn't look like dee-na to me, because I know people who've spelled it Deena, I guess. I see that a and I want to make it dee-anna.
If there's one n, I read Dean-a, if there's two, I read De-anna. I think Grams was DeaNNa.
I'm usually too busy racing for the back button to try pronouncing the name.
You don't like stories with Grandma Campbell? What did she do to you?
I can't help but think that stories with 155 chapters are broken. Like--you don't need
155
chapters to tell your story. You're doing it wrong. Please stop immediately.
No, I have no idea why it never piqued my interest back when it was a widdle babby story.
Oh, Jensen. I just caught the end of
My Bloody Valentine
on SyFy, and god is it bad.
And yet! Still better than
Stonehenge Apocalypse.
Stonehenge Apocalypse
knows
it's bad. I don't feel like My Bloody Valentine was rolling around in its own cheese the same way. I mean, you don't feel bad for Misha, do you? He just walked in off the road in his street clothes and intoned "IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD".
Here's a piece of trivia for you--this movie meant that Misha has acted with two of Colin's girlfriends, and one of Colin's brother's girlfriends. That's statistically...something, right?