You don't like stories with Grandma Campbell? What did she do to you?

I can't help but think that stories with 155 chapters are broken. Like--you don't need 155 chapters to tell your story. You're doing it wrong. Please stop immediately.

No, I have no idea why it never piqued my interest back when it was a widdle babby story.

Oh, Jensen. I just caught the end of My Bloody Valentine on SyFy, and god is it bad.

And yet! Still better than Stonehenge Apocalypse.

Stonehenge Apocalypse knows it's bad. I don't feel like My Bloody Valentine was rolling around in its own cheese the same way. I mean, you don't feel bad for Misha, do you? He just walked in off the road in his street clothes and intoned "IT WAS A ROBOT HEAD".

Here's a piece of trivia for you--this movie meant that Misha has acted with two of Colin's girlfriends, and one of Colin's brother's girlfriends. That's statistically...something, right?

The difference, for me, is that I'm sure *Misha* embraced the cheese and enjoyed the hell out of getting paid for it. Jensen, probably not so much. And no, MBV didn't get its own B-movie badness in the same way, sadly.

I think Jared's remake of Friday the 13th had a great sense of humor, but it also ended up being genuinely scarier than MBV, at least for gore and startle scares.

And then there was Jared on a motorcycle. Happy sigh.

I feel MBV did have some payoffs, though. I will always appreciate:

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I mean, this is a net positive for the world, and Supernatural didn't seem to be picking up the precise slack. Although Skin was a brave attempt on many fronts.

Oh, don't get me wrong, I still watch MBV all the time. Because, you know, JENSEN.

But his portrayal of Tom was sort of angsty psychotic Dean in Sam's hoodie.

Warm cherry pie:

Wow, Jensen's adam's apple really works in the closeup .gif of him with the big eyes. Is Jared's that noticeable? I can't remember.

I thought MBV was absolutely a narrative cheat, FWIW. First off, promo art like the first I linked kinda spells it out, and mysteries that go back and show you that you literally did not see what they'd originally shown you--I think that's cheap and clumsy.

That's what I hate about it -- the ending is pure suck. I think Devour's ending might make more sense.

I remember forgetting the ending to Devour, and I'm pretty good with that. I knew the ending before I watched it, and then watching it erased it from my brain.