Well, you could make your point by making me think disgusting things that are within my personal kink zone.
Yeah, yeah, I'm working on it.
Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Anya ,'Potential'
Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?
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Amy - Feb 01, 2012 4:42:07 pm PST #23891 of 30002
Because books.
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 5:09:09 pm PST #23892 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Someone's gotta save me. You ever read a fic so bad you figure it's a prank? I think I'm in trufax pain from this one:
Balthazar kept stoking Castiel’s cook until Castiel come in pleasure
Needless to say, that's not an isolated turn of leaden phrase or bad grammar.
P.M. Marc - Feb 01, 2012 5:33:59 pm PST #23893 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
His cook? So Cas likes to watch and has a personal chef?
P.M. Marc - Feb 01, 2012 5:35:47 pm PST #23894 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I wonder if that was written by the same person who wrote the Angelus/Everyone rapefic where Angelus tears Connor's bowls.
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 5:40:00 pm PST #23895 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. I could reread quality, but instead I find myself forcing my way through fics with angry jealous Sam who wants to be #1 in Dean's life and resents Cas, and stupid shit like that.
Plus, what I seriously hope is ESL or a writing disability of some sort, and not a failure of the educational system. Still, whatever the reason, a beta, please?
P.M. Marc - Feb 01, 2012 5:44:04 pm PST #23896 of 30002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
One time, I saw someone thank her betta.
Sadly, she wasn't talking about her fish.
True facts.
But, you know, there was that week where I ran out of rentboy fic, exhausted the angsty noncon tag on delicious, and wound up reading all the daddycest before hitting the half-million word Dean/Castiel mpreg (also containing Sam/Ruby procreation). Sometimes, I just hit bottom and read ALL THE CRAP.
§ ita § - Feb 01, 2012 6:05:47 pm PST #23897 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm "only" at the point of being casual with side pairings, but suddenly D/C is the side pairing, and Gabriel is a pining AU virgin for the more experienced Sam, and I feel there's no way to make it right without hurting myself, so I go back for the fics where I can't even understand the English of the summary...good god, Jollysnidge, write something and put me out of this misery. It doesn't have to be brilliant, it just has to be not the rest of this stuff.
Strix - Feb 01, 2012 7:46:28 pm PST #23898 of 30002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I converted my husband to SPN.
I would like my toaster, please.
Or, you know, some of that Giles/John fic Amy's been threatening/promising.
Er...is there any good Buffy/SPN x-over fic out there?
I ask this with some temerity. I don't know if I want the answer to be yes or no...
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 01, 2012 9:46:00 pm PST #23899 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
ita, did you know that scaramouche posted her first post-fic timestamp for "It's Always the End of the World Somewhere"? [link]
It's short, but a nice alternative to diving into the badfic.
Juliebird - Feb 01, 2012 11:17:29 pm PST #23900 of 30002
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Daw.
This is what I miss with non-LJ archives: the ability to tag an author for email updates. Having posted fic there (on LJ), I can understand the distaste. It's an aggravating hassle. But still, I miss it when authors leave.
Seriously, where has the good fic gone?
ION, two days!
Sam's look of glee as he dashed off in the sneak peak was delightful. Also, weird.