Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the fire that burns against the cold, the light that brings the dawn, the horn that wakes the sleepers, the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
But I can have the butt sex, right? Right?
Yes, dear. Well, I like to think of Jon Snow having it, anyway.
I almost missed my exit from the freeway because I was amusing myself with thinking of a D/C video to Thompson Twins "Lay Your Hands On Me":
When it almost seemed too much
I see your face
And sense the grace
And feel the magic in your touch
I'd really like to think my naked issues really aren't obvious all over the fanworks I do and the fanvids I suggest. I guess there's stuff to be seen that I can't see, and the fact that THEY KEEP CUDDLING IN BED is probably pretty telling, but I don't want people to go "Oh, well, another window into her head coming up..." That just seems boring. I want it to be an SPN experience first, a me experience second, especially if it's a telling of mah issues. Which it totally could be. I might have one or two of those.
You have issues? SERIOUSLY?
::runs away::
In other "I suck" news, I managed to schedule some lame Twitter chat on Friday night from 9 to 10:30 p.m. A) An hour and a half is frigging BRUTAL, and B) why did I not think to check what night the 4th was?
BECAUSE YOU'RE A BAD FAN.
Have I not told you this enough times yet? You are not a true believer. Not like me.
I know, I know. You get all the toasters. Sigh.
How could THEY have agreed to that time? Surely, fans of your books are also fans of SPN?
They all suck, is what.
I'm the greatest self-promoter of all time, clearly.
Oh, Amy, there was an article about YA necrophilia on IO9 (a YA film about girl on zombie love is coming out soon) and I pimped your book. I hope I pimped it right, because I'm actually halfway through. You're not the only bad person out there. I need to get some *good* down time and curl up with it.
Link? I'd like to see what movie it is.
And thank you! Totally not your job, but very awesome of you.