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[NAFDA]. This is where we talk about the CW series Supernatural! Anything that's aired in the US on TV (including promos) is fair game. No spoilers though — if you post one by accident, an admin will delete it.
For those who read wincest:
aggybird's Big Bang entry for this year: Sam and Dean Winchester: Unicorn Hunters. Features two Queens of the Faery, a Phouka of intriguing origin, a green Knight, and evil fire-breathing unicorns from another dimension with names like Skullcrusher. I laughed through the entire thing.
It's probably wrong that I now want to write Dean/Cas, just so I can have a section like, "Cas tastes like peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches. If Cas is somehow using his angel powers to figure out Dean's favorite food from the summer he lost his virginity to an Elvis-obsessed college girl, it's crossing the line into creepy stalker territory, and if he's not, then man, angels are weirder than anyone would think."
Only, you know, not typed out on the fly in a comment box.
Bwah! I'd love to see a subsequent taste test, to settle the weird vs. stalker conundrum, except that Dean thinks pretty much all other angels are dicks.
Ha! I know whenever I read scenes along those lines, I'm thinking "People, unless a can of whipped cream is in the picture the best you can realistically hope for is the taste of clean skin and soap!"
Skin isn't usually what is being tasted in my cites.
"Castiel tasted like exhaust fumes and ripe dumpsters baking in the August heat and fishmarkets."
The funniest part is, aside from Famine-induced cheeseburger cravings, Cas doesn't eat. Or drink. He's not going taste like much.
Those Castiels are the ones that taste like springtime and fog and rain, I'm assuming.
AU Cas is very tasty too...weirdly more tasty than AU Dean. I think it's a function of PoV, maybe? But I've only come across 1 or 2 tastes of Dean, and 30 or so tastes of Cas so far.
And ozone and lightning and mountain air.
AU Cas is very tasty too
I just needed to have that repeated because it makes me giggle.
It makes me laugh because it's such a tired romance trope -- when the hero and heroine meet, they've never EVER desired someone so much, etc., and they invariably have some delicious, irresistible taste.
Which is not to say I haven't used the cliche myself, to be clear, but it is funny to list the many different things people are supposed to taste like.