I have no idea what Soap Angel is about.
The Twilight thing--well, one wonders if she is writing it because she loves Twilight and thinks it's great literature. That was my worry. And I don't know the source text well enough to know what's parody and what's emulation. But what I've read of the rest of it so far, it's just fine. Both Sam and Dean are very cute.
All of Izzy's thoughts screamed to me "stupid stupid girl! See how stupid she is?", so I took it as ribbing at the fusion material.
Love Cupid's inclusion.
Maybe because Cas is self-cleaning? In which case he'd be a supertunia. Or an oven.
Maybe because Cas is self-cleaning?
Sorry, that just takes me to a sexytimes place. It just makes things so much tidier, you know?
There was that highermagic were'verse where Cas licked himself clean (and Dean, too). OMG, the shit I read.
I did not go
near
that verse. Implied bestiality, plus Sam/Gabriel, if I recall. Plus, highermagic is queen of weird. She kinda scares me. I don't know what I'll end up addicted to.
I think Stephenie Meyer may be immune to parody. Based on the plot synopses I've read, writing anything more ridiculously over-the-top in order to lampoon the original work might be beyond the capacity of human beings.
I think the "shorter" genre may have been invented for that sort of situation. Summarize one of the twilight books in 150 words or less for a full concentrated dose of absurdity. (Or 300 or 500 if the sheer volume of stupidity requires it.)
I did not go near that verse.
I . . . did.
::hangs head in shame::
Thankfully the species sex was mostly correct (cats and dogs* living together, oh my!) and Sam/Gabe was background noise, thankfully. But it was, as usual, absolutely f*cked up, and then got weirdly curtain-ficcy.
*yes, yes I did initially spell it "gods"
I am loving the Twilight fic so far, but I'm all sadface right now. Boys!
Okay, bye, you undeserving "fans".