I think Stephenie Meyer may be immune to parody. Based on the plot synopses I've read, writing anything more ridiculously over-the-top in order to lampoon the original work might be beyond the capacity of human beings.
Death is your art. You make it with your hands day after day. That final gasp, that look of peace. And part of you is desperate to know: What's it like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the punch you didn't throw or the kicks you didn't land. She really wanted it. Every Slayer has a death wish. Even you.
Spike ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?
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Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 22, 2010 1:43:35 pm PDT #15142 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Typo Boy - Oct 22, 2010 1:45:54 pm PDT #15143 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I think the "shorter" genre may have been invented for that sort of situation. Summarize one of the twilight books in 150 words or less for a full concentrated dose of absurdity. (Or 300 or 500 if the sheer volume of stupidity requires it.)
Juliebird - Oct 22, 2010 1:57:23 pm PDT #15144 of 30002
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I did not go near that verse.
I . . . did.
::hangs head in shame::
Thankfully the species sex was mostly correct (cats and dogs* living together, oh my!) and Sam/Gabe was background noise, thankfully. But it was, as usual, absolutely f*cked up, and then got weirdly curtain-ficcy.
*yes, yes I did initially spell it "gods"
§ ita § - Oct 22, 2010 3:58:12 pm PDT #15145 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am loving the Twilight fic so far, but I'm all sadface right now. Boys!
Okay, bye, you undeserving "fans".
quester - Oct 22, 2010 4:19:24 pm PDT #15146 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
WTF Sam?!?
Ailleann - Oct 22, 2010 4:19:41 pm PDT #15147 of 30002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
And....... I don't trust Sam anymore. That's sad.
Morgana - Oct 22, 2010 4:20:19 pm PDT #15148 of 30002
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.” – The 13 Clocks, James Thurber
Sam?
JenP - Oct 22, 2010 4:22:13 pm PDT #15149 of 30002
Oops, I forgot show had started. Just came in to say that the Psych/SPN crossover was adorable. Laters!
Ginger - Oct 22, 2010 4:38:45 pm PDT #15150 of 30002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Sammie definitely came back wrong.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 22, 2010 4:46:17 pm PDT #15151 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
At least Samuel seems to think so too.
I love that even weak without blood, Dean is making mincemeat of all these new vampires who have no training.