Maybe because Cas is self-cleaning? In which case he'd be a supertunia. Or an oven.
Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.
Willow ,'End of Days'
Supernatural 2: Why is it our job to save everybody?
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Juliebird - Oct 22, 2010 1:25:39 pm PDT #15138 of 30002
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
§ ita § - Oct 22, 2010 1:26:21 pm PDT #15139 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe because Cas is self-cleaning?
Sorry, that just takes me to a sexytimes place. It just makes things so much tidier, you know?
Juliebird - Oct 22, 2010 1:27:55 pm PDT #15140 of 30002
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
There was that highermagic were'verse where Cas licked himself clean (and Dean, too). OMG, the shit I read.
§ ita § - Oct 22, 2010 1:31:34 pm PDT #15141 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I did not go near that verse. Implied bestiality, plus Sam/Gabriel, if I recall. Plus, highermagic is queen of weird. She kinda scares me. I don't know what I'll end up addicted to.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 22, 2010 1:43:35 pm PDT #15142 of 30002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I think Stephenie Meyer may be immune to parody. Based on the plot synopses I've read, writing anything more ridiculously over-the-top in order to lampoon the original work might be beyond the capacity of human beings.
Typo Boy - Oct 22, 2010 1:45:54 pm PDT #15143 of 30002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I think the "shorter" genre may have been invented for that sort of situation. Summarize one of the twilight books in 150 words or less for a full concentrated dose of absurdity. (Or 300 or 500 if the sheer volume of stupidity requires it.)
Juliebird - Oct 22, 2010 1:57:23 pm PDT #15144 of 30002
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I did not go near that verse.
I . . . did.
::hangs head in shame::
Thankfully the species sex was mostly correct (cats and dogs* living together, oh my!) and Sam/Gabe was background noise, thankfully. But it was, as usual, absolutely f*cked up, and then got weirdly curtain-ficcy.
*yes, yes I did initially spell it "gods"
§ ita § - Oct 22, 2010 3:58:12 pm PDT #15145 of 30002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am loving the Twilight fic so far, but I'm all sadface right now. Boys!
Okay, bye, you undeserving "fans".
quester - Oct 22, 2010 4:19:24 pm PDT #15146 of 30002
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
WTF Sam?!?
Ailleann - Oct 22, 2010 4:19:41 pm PDT #15147 of 30002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
And....... I don't trust Sam anymore. That's sad.