the Chuck quote I wanted didn't make it. Damn.

I swear, it didn't come up during nomination.

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Oh, I know!

Wait, how do you know which one I'm thinking of?

Mom, ita's reading minds again ...

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Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #1/4:

• Castiel: I got your message. It was long, your message. I find the sound of your voice grating.

• Castiel's voicemail: You have reached the voice mail of [Castiel: I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?] (This was the funniest of the voicemail gag routine)

• Chuck: Uh no, there's really no such thing as a Croatoan virus for... down there, um... you really should see a doctor. (Chuck at the con answering questions was priceless.)

• SAM: I saw your eyes. You were totally rockin' the "yes" back there. So, what changed your mind?

DEAN: Honestly? The damnedest thing. I mean, the world's ending. The walls are coming down on us, and I look over to you and all I can think about is, "this stupid son of a bitch brought me here." I just didn't want to let you down. (BOYS! Hold on, I will be there to hug you)

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #2/4:

• Chuck: Three days later another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her, but they should’ve. Because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car... no, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe. (Gah, The moment I thought they were going to kill the Impala)

• Dean: Word to the wise--don’t piss off the nerd angels. (Good advice)

• Dean: Sammy? Sammy? It's okay, I'm here. I'm not going to leave you. (You never will Dean)

• Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! (Cas with the funny)

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #3/4:

• Chuck: So what’s it all add up to? Well, it’s hard to say. But me, I’d say it was a test. For Sam and Dean. And I think they did alright. Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny, and God himself - They made their own choice. They chose family. And well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?

• Castiel: You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat...It's funnier in Enochian. (Castiel waiting for Sam to “get it” with that expectant face…)

• Dean: No, I am not a fan. Okay? Not fans! In fact, I think that the Dean and Sam story sucks! It is not fun, it’s not entertaining, it’s a river of crap that would send most people howling to the nuthouse! So you listen to me. Their pain is not for your amusement! I mean, you think they enjoy being treated like circus freaks?

Demian: I'm not sure you get what the story's about. Dean: That so? Demian: In real life, he sells stereo equipment. I fix copiers. Our lives suck. But Sam and Dean. To wake up every morning and save the world. To have a brother who would die for you. Well, who wouldn't want that? (Thank you Kripke for being so respectful of us fans)

• Dean: Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid. (Like woah)

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #4/4:

• Ellen: I said go. And Dean? Kick it in the ass. Don't miss. (*sob* For Ellen, For Kim)

• Castiel: Hey assbutt! ( My new catchphrase)

• Dean: All those angels, all those demons, all those sons of bitches, they just don't get it, do they Sammy?

Sam: No they don't, Dean. Dean: You see, Brady, we're the ones you should be afraid of. (Brothers!)

• Dean: Then I ain't going to let him die alone. (Dean, you broke my heart and made me cry during a stupid quote deathmatch)

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Matt, I am so there with you with loving Jensen's look. Rawr.

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Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #1
Team Free Will.
how simple things were
Where's your moose?
Pudding!!!

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #2
1967 Chevrolet Impala
don’t piss off the nerd angels.
I'm not going to leave you
the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #3
And well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?
And I drank it!
Well, who wouldn't want that?
I got laid

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #4
Don't miss.
erotically codependent on each other (This one was mean)
You see, Brady, we're the ones you should be afraid of.
Then I ain't going to let him die alone.

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S5R1

B1

Free Will

Voice mail

Moose

Rockin' the yes

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B2

Most important object

Nerd angels

Sammy? Sammy? It's okay, I'm here. I'm not going to leave you.

This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes!

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B3

self respect

found a liquor store

crapping margaritas

Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid.

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B4

Kick it in the ass

erotically codependent

we're the ones you should be afraid of

Then I ain't going to let him die alone.

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S5, R1, B1

• Team Free Will.: Oh, DEAN.
• Remember when we just used to hunt wendigos...: Wistful Sam is love.
• Where's your moose?: I love Crowley.
• I just didn't want to let you down.: Much as I love "Puding!" this is where Sam saves DEAN.

B2

• Three days later another car rolled off that same line.: IMPALA.
• I don't have any elephant books.: Heh.
• Sammy? ... I'm not going to leave you.: Heart. Breaking.
• This isn't funny, Dean!: Technology is hard, Cas. We know.

B3

• They made their own choice. They chose family.: Ugh. Broken.
• It's funnier in Enochian.: TWo Cas quotes! No fair!
• To have a brother who would die for you.: Sometimes Dean needs reminding ...
• ...last person who looked at me like that ... I got laid.: Sparks. Are. Flying.

B4

• Kick it in the ass. Don't miss.: I tear up just thinking about this.
• ...codependent on each other, right?: They're dysfunctional, it's true.
• ...we're the ones you should be afraid of.: This scene gave me chills.
• Then I ain't gonna let him die alone.: DEAN.

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S5, R1, B1:

• Team Free Will: Raison d'etre
• You have reached the voicemail: NSM clueless, as just why bother?
• Where's your moose?:
• I just didn't want to let you down: Hard to pick here, because pudding! But, brothers...

S5, R1, B2:

• The 1967 Chevrolet Impala: ::sigh::
• I don't have any elephant books: Go on, vote against it. I know the true strength and beauty of this quote
• I'm not going to leave you: Unless you ask me to. And then I'll drink.
• The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!: These earthly things!

S5, R1, B3:

• They chose family: Did they? Still, good quote.
• I found a liquor store: BAMF alkie
• The Dean and Sam story sucks!: Actually, it's the Sam and Dean story...
• The last person who looked at me...: ::eeeeeeeee::

S5, R1, B4:

• Kick it in the ass: ::sniff::
• Hey assbutt!
• We're the ones you should be afraid of: in the sexy way
• I ain't going to let him die alone: The other one makes me shiver and cry, but this is totemic

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I don’t mean to skip to the end, but I think I already said today I’m feeling impatient, I already know what quote I want to win. I don’t want to jinx it though.

I’m not up to reasons.

S5, R1, B1

• Team Free Will
• Simple wendigos
• croatoan crotch
• didn’t want to let you down

S5, R1, B2

• most important object in the universe
• nerd angels
• I’m not going to leave you
• out of minutes

S5, R1, B3

• They chose family
• mouth of a goat
• a brother who would die for you
• …I got laid

S5, R1, B4

• kick it in the ass
• assbutt
• punched a dick
• ain’t going to let him die alone

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S5R1, Bracket #1/4:

• Team Free Will. (Um... Yup!)

• You have reached the voice mail of [Castiel: I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?] (Castiel and his cell phone crack me up.)

• Uh no, there's really no such thing as a Croatoan virus for... down there, um... you really should see a doctor. (Amen.)

• I just didn't want to let you down. (Oh, Dean...)

S5R1, Bracket #2/4:

• ...the most important object in pretty much the whole universe. (Impala!)

• Word to the wise--don’t piss off the nerd angels. (Again, cuz that other's from a line in a movie.)

• Sammy? Sammy? It's okay, I'm here. I'm not going to leave you. (::sobs::)

• Awesome. Another Horseman. Must be Thursday. (Great example of Dean's wry humor through exhaustion.)

S5R1, Bracket #3/4:

• They chose family. And well, isn’t that kinda the whole point? (For the record Family is an "F" word, but for the Winchesters I'm sold on the concept.)

• I found a liquor store. (I believe I've done that.)

• To have a brother who would die for you. Well, who wouldn't want that? (Exactly.)

• This is a fight? Are we in a fight? (I think this was the funniest line of the season.)

S5R1, Bracket #4/4:

• I said go. And Dean? Kick it in the ass. Don't miss. (We miss you, too, Kim!)

• Hey assbutt! (Aww... Cas. So cute when he tries to be human.)

• I punched a dick! (I really want to see that cupid again.)

• Then I ain't going to let him die alone. (fuckin' A ::sobs::)

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