S5, R1, B1

• Team Free Will.: Oh, DEAN.
• Remember when we just used to hunt wendigos...: Wistful Sam is love.
• Where's your moose?: I love Crowley.
• I just didn't want to let you down.: Much as I love "Puding!" this is where Sam saves DEAN.

B2

• Three days later another car rolled off that same line.: IMPALA.
• I don't have any elephant books.: Heh.
• Sammy? ... I'm not going to leave you.: Heart. Breaking.
• This isn't funny, Dean!: Technology is hard, Cas. We know.

B3

• They made their own choice. They chose family.: Ugh. Broken.
• It's funnier in Enochian.: TWo Cas quotes! No fair!
• To have a brother who would die for you.: Sometimes Dean needs reminding ...
• ...last person who looked at me like that ... I got laid.: Sparks. Are. Flying.

B4

• Kick it in the ass. Don't miss.: I tear up just thinking about this.
• ...codependent on each other, right?: They're dysfunctional, it's true.
• ...we're the ones you should be afraid of.: This scene gave me chills.
• Then I ain't gonna let him die alone.: DEAN.

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S5, R1, B1:

• Team Free Will: Raison d'etre
• You have reached the voicemail: NSM clueless, as just why bother?
• Where's your moose?:
• I just didn't want to let you down: Hard to pick here, because pudding! But, brothers...

S5, R1, B2:

• The 1967 Chevrolet Impala: ::sigh::
• I don't have any elephant books: Go on, vote against it. I know the true strength and beauty of this quote
• I'm not going to leave you: Unless you ask me to. And then I'll drink.
• The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!: These earthly things!

S5, R1, B3:

• They chose family: Did they? Still, good quote.
• I found a liquor store: BAMF alkie
• The Dean and Sam story sucks!: Actually, it's the Sam and Dean story...
• The last person who looked at me...: ::eeeeeeeee::

S5, R1, B4:

• Kick it in the ass: ::sniff::
• Hey assbutt!
• We're the ones you should be afraid of: in the sexy way
• I ain't going to let him die alone: The other one makes me shiver and cry, but this is totemic

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I don’t mean to skip to the end, but I think I already said today I’m feeling impatient, I already know what quote I want to win. I don’t want to jinx it though.

I’m not up to reasons.

S5, R1, B1

• Team Free Will
• Simple wendigos
• croatoan crotch
• didn’t want to let you down

S5, R1, B2

• most important object in the universe
• nerd angels
• I’m not going to leave you
• out of minutes

S5, R1, B3

• They chose family
• mouth of a goat
• a brother who would die for you
• …I got laid

S5, R1, B4

• kick it in the ass
• assbutt
• punched a dick
• ain’t going to let him die alone

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S5R1, Bracket #1/4:

• Team Free Will. (Um... Yup!)

• You have reached the voice mail of [Castiel: I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?] (Castiel and his cell phone crack me up.)

• Uh no, there's really no such thing as a Croatoan virus for... down there, um... you really should see a doctor. (Amen.)

• I just didn't want to let you down. (Oh, Dean...)

S5R1, Bracket #2/4:

• ...the most important object in pretty much the whole universe. (Impala!)

• Word to the wise--don’t piss off the nerd angels. (Again, cuz that other's from a line in a movie.)

• Sammy? Sammy? It's okay, I'm here. I'm not going to leave you. (::sobs::)

• Awesome. Another Horseman. Must be Thursday. (Great example of Dean's wry humor through exhaustion.)

S5R1, Bracket #3/4:

• They chose family. And well, isn’t that kinda the whole point? (For the record Family is an "F" word, but for the Winchesters I'm sold on the concept.)

• I found a liquor store. (I believe I've done that.)

• To have a brother who would die for you. Well, who wouldn't want that? (Exactly.)

• This is a fight? Are we in a fight? (I think this was the funniest line of the season.)

S5R1, Bracket #4/4:

• I said go. And Dean? Kick it in the ass. Don't miss. (We miss you, too, Kim!)

• Hey assbutt! (Aww... Cas. So cute when he tries to be human.)

• I punched a dick! (I really want to see that cupid again.)

• Then I ain't going to let him die alone. (fuckin' A ::sobs::)

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S5, R1, 1/4

• Team Free Will. - Go Team!
• Remember when we used to just hunt wendigos and how simple things were? - Awww, wistful!Sam
• Where's your moose? - Well?
• I just didn't want to let you down. - Awww, brothers.

S5, R1, 2/4

• Because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car... no, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe. - Impala love
• Word to the wise--don’t piss off the nerd angels. - Sage advice
• Okay, um, I need a... penknife, some dental floss, a sewing needle, and a fifth of whiskey! Stat! - Surgery old school style
• Awesome. Another Horseman. Must be Thursday.

S5, R1, 3/4

• Sweetheart, if this is our last night on earth - JO!
• And I drank it! - Dang - total toss up. Love both quotes.
• To have a brother who would die for you. Well, who wouldn't want that? - Good question
• Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid. - Mmmmmm

S5, R1, 4/4

• And Dean? Kick it in the ass. Don't miss. - ELLEN!
• You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right? - While I love assbutt, this is the boys to a t.
• You see, Brady, we're the ones you should be afraid of. - Once again, brothers!
• Then I ain't going to let him die alone. - Darned right, Dean.

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S5, R1, B1

• the sound of your voice grating: grumpy Castiel is grumpy. Hee.
• why do you want me to say my name?: more Castiel vs. the cell phone (I'm sensing a theme)
• Where's your moose?: indeed, where?
• I didn't want to let you down: because Dean coming through in the pinch is what it's all about

S5, R1, B2

• most important object in pretty much the whole universe: yellow crayon!
• I don't have any elephant books: 'cause that actually made me sad for Dean
• I'm not going to leave you: because he never could, not really
• the voice says I'm almost out of minutes: still not getting old

S5, R1, B3

• They chose family. And well, isn’t that kinda the whole point?: speaks for itself
• I drank it!: something Dean should identify with, maybe Sam, too
• To have a brother who would die for you. Well, who wouldn't want that?: Yeah, Dean, who wouldn't want that?
• but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid.: and we (well, me and ita at least) were all hoping it would lead to that

S5, R1, B4

• Kick it in the ass. Don't miss.: not necessarily a memorable quote, but the scene that goes with it? yeah.
• You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right?: that was a tough one, but Zacharaiah using this like a dagger to the heart, ouch
• You just punched a Cupid!: sorry, but that is just such an awesome moment
• Then I ain't going to let him die alone.: ::sniffle:: 'nuff said

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I need to think about a couple of these but that last quote match-up reminded me of something I had wanted to ask. I've seen a number of people who thought that when Dean said "Then I ain't going to let him die alone", he meant that he would make it so he died with Sam. I thought, given the conversation he and Sam had in the car, that he meant he wanted to be with Sam when Sam died. How did you interpret that line - a desire to be with Sam or die with Sam?

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lcat, I think it was both. He was certainly up for dying in the encounter (but not allowed to off himself, according to the promise Sam extracted), so while I don't think he was out and out trying to off himself, he was typical quasi-suicidal Dean.

Almost Croatoan!Dean, but not quite.

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Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #1/4

Castiel: I got your message. It was long, your message. I find the sound of your voice grating. -- Cas confused, drunk or baffled by humanity is second only to BAMF Castiel. And is even more quotable.

Castiel's voicemail: You have reached the voice mail of [Castiel: I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?] -- Hands up if you kinda wanted to make this your message...

Crowley: Where's your moose? -- I'm going to let this one go next time. But it makes me think of a cute stuffed moose.

Dean: Pudding!!! -- thwapthwapthwap

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #2/4

Chuck: Three days later another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her, but they should’ve. Because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car... no, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe. -- Apparently I am much more in favor of yellow crayons when they are smoking awesome cars.

Dean: I don't have any elephant books. -- I loved the Barbar books.

Dean: Sammy? Sammy? It's okay, I'm here. I'm not going to leave you. -- Oh, Dean.

Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! -- OMG, you are evil, ita. Evil and awful and mean and NOT MY FRIEND. I think "problem --> must be night Show airs" is a fantastically amusing thing but the voice said Castiel was almost out of minutes!

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #3/4

Jo: No. Sweetheart, if this is our last night on earth, then I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.
Dean: If you're into that kinda thing. -- Eh. But I am superglad that they didn't have these two hook up.

Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Castiel: And I drank it! -- Seriously, I kinda am creeped out by how much I less than three Cas.

Bobby: (holds up shotgun toward Crowley) Now get the hell off my property before I blast you so full of rock-salt that you start crapping margaritas! -- Oh, how far we've come since we first realized that there were demons and angels.

Dean: Cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that...I got laid. -- I don't even ship them and this? Kinda made me see it.

Season 5, Round 1, Bracket #4/4

Castiel: No, he's not on any flatbread. -- I'm sorry. The Kim Manners shoutout makes me cry but narratively it wasn't as strong for me.

ZACHARIAH: You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right? -- Creepy angel, kinda awesome creepy line.

Dean: You see, Brady, we're the ones you should be afraid of. -- This is why I love Team Free Will. This.

Dean: Then I ain't going to let him die alone. -- ::sniff::

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S5, R1, B1

• Castiel: I got your message. It was long, your message. I find the sound of your voice grating. : I'm voting for Castiel a lot but I love him so much this season.

• Castiel's voicemail: You have reached the voice mail of [Castiel: I don’t understand. Why do you want me to say my name?]: Because Cas's misuse of technology never fails to amuse.

• Chuck: Uh no, there's really no such thing as a Croatoan virus for... down there, um... you really should see a doctor. : I can't place the other quote.

• Dean: Pudding!!! : Instant classic

S5, R1, B2

• Chuck: Three days later another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her, but they should’ve. Because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important car... no, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe. : this moment gave me goosebumps.

• Dean: Word to the wise--don’t piss off the nerd angels. :I love both these quotes but I already voted for a Dean quote from the same episode

• Dean: Sammy? Sammy? It's okay, I'm here. I'm not going to leave you. : yellow crayon!

• Castiel: (Into cell phone) This isn't funny Dean, the voice says I'm almost out of minutes! : exasperated Cas is also my favorite

S5, R1, B3

• Jo: No. Sweetheart, if this is our last night on earth, then I'm going to spend it with a little thing I call self-respect.

Dean: If you're into that kinda thing. :I wanted to vote for family but I couldn't vote against Jo (and she's family too!)

• Castiel: I found a liquor store.

Sam: And? Castiel: And I drank it! : a tough choice but this one barely edged out the other.

• Dean: No, I am not a fan. Okay? Not fans! In fact, I think that the Dean and Sam story sucks! It is not fun, it’s not entertaining, it’s a river of crap that would send most people howling to the nuthouse! So you listen to me. Their pain is not for your amusement! I mean, you think they enjoy being treated like circus freaks?

Demian: I'm not sure you get what the story's about. Dean: That so? Demian: In real life, he sells stereo equipment. I fix copiers. Our lives suck. But Sam and Dean. To wake up every morning and save the world. To have a brother who would die for you. Well, who wouldn't want that? : I do love the Bobby quote but I love better the was Dean says "not fans!"

• Dean: This is a fight? Are we in a fight?

Castiel: This is... their handshake. Dean: I don't like it! Castiel: No one likes it. : the whole exchange is one of my favorite moments in the entire series.

S5, R1, B4

• Ellen: I said go. And Dean? Kick it in the ass. Don't miss. : it's the meta. & Ellen of course

• Castiel: Hey assbutt! : such the perfectly wrong "last" words.

• Dean: All those angels, all those demons, all those sons of bitches, they just don't get it, do they Sammy?

Sam: No they don't, Dean. Dean: You see, Brady, we're the ones you should be afraid of. : beautifully chilling

• Dean: Then I ain't going to let him die alone. : I already voted for the other bookend of this quote from the same episode but I can't quite place the competing quote from this bracket.

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