Angel: Is that what you think you are--a hero? Spike: Saved the world didn't I? Angel: Once. Talk to me after you've done it a couple more times.

'Destiny'


Natter 62: The 62nd Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Dec 24, 2008 4:51:54 am PST #7733 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

SnowSleetOccasionalDrizzleAndRainThenScatteredFlurriespocalypse

I read that and I thought that it was raining furries in Chicago.


tommyrot - Dec 24, 2008 4:58:39 am PST #7734 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From the "If only I had thought of that, I could be making nearly $10,000 a day" department":

iPhone fart app pulls in nearly $10,000 a day

Apple’s App Store is currently experiencing a plague of fart applications. Last week, I detailed one day in which at least 14 new fart apps were accepted into the store. And now, just in a quick search, it looks like there are about 50 apps all dedicated to making fart noises on your iPhone or iPod touch. Classy, I know, but why are there so many?

Because apparently there’s big money in fart apps — nearly $10,000 a day for the most popular ones.

Developer InfoMedia (Joel Comm), which makes iFart Mobile, has been releasing download statistics for the app each day since it launched. The $0.99 app has been in the top 100 paid apps every day since its launch, and has seen great growth. In fact, yesterday it hit the number one overall position with over 13,000 downloads. MacRumors ran the numbers, factoring out the 30 percent cut Apple takes from each sale, and determined that, yesterday alone, iFart Mobile made its developers $9,198.

Certainly, a part of this onslaught of fart apps is that Apple, which had previously rejected all crude apps, changed its policy to let them in. But now that they glimpse the potential for big business in fart apps, expect even more to come.

Of course, not all fart apps are going to make it to the number one paid app position, but a number of them are selling well. Personally, I prefer Pull My Finger [iTunes link], but it’s hard to argue with iFart Mobile’s icon, which simply reads “Best Fart App!”


Theodosia - Dec 24, 2008 5:00:40 am PST #7735 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You know, whoopie cushions cost only $.99 too, and they don't need batteries, either.

I was supposed to have left for Mom's an hour ago, and I'm still not packed.


tommyrot - Dec 24, 2008 5:04:04 am PST #7736 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, whoopie cushions cost only $.99 too, and they don't need batteries, either.

Well, the whole idea is that one device can take the place of your whoopie cushion, virtual lighter, virtual beer-drinking device, Dr. Horrible Van Remote Control, etc....


Hil R. - Dec 24, 2008 5:05:18 am PST #7737 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The hell? Sandra Lee makes a Kwanzaa cake: [link]


Trudy Booth - Dec 24, 2008 5:10:57 am PST #7738 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

You are both on the NAUGHTY! List. You both get coal.

Dude! Pete is SANTA! Adorable.


Barb - Dec 24, 2008 5:19:23 am PST #7739 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”

The hell? Sandra Lee makes a Kwanzaa cake: [link]

Oh, that is easily one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Why is this woman on television again?


Nora Deirdre - Dec 24, 2008 5:25:08 am PST #7740 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am at work. yay.


Cashmere - Dec 24, 2008 5:25:56 am PST #7741 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

SnowSleetOccasionalDrizzleAndRainThenScatteredFlurriespocalypse

Crap. My sister and BiL have to be driving through this to get to Wisconsin for Christmas here at our house.


Trudy Booth - Dec 24, 2008 5:28:51 am PST #7742 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Ok, the letters in that "new take latkes" article are hysterical... particularly since the author feels the need to comment on them repeatedly. My favorite response?

This whole notion that there is no risk to pigging out once a year isn’t really true.

And she's going to blog about it!