You know, whoopie cushions cost only $.99 too, and they don't need batteries, either.
I was supposed to have left for Mom's an hour ago, and I'm still not packed.
...burning baby fish swimming all round your head.
Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 62: The 62nd Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Dec 24, 2008 5:00:40 am PST #7735 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot - Dec 24, 2008 5:04:04 am PST #7736 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You know, whoopie cushions cost only $.99 too, and they don't need batteries, either.
Well, the whole idea is that one device can take the place of your whoopie cushion, virtual lighter, virtual beer-drinking device, Dr. Horrible Van Remote Control, etc....
Hil R. - Dec 24, 2008 5:05:18 am PST #7737 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The hell? Sandra Lee makes a Kwanzaa cake: [link]
Trudy Booth - Dec 24, 2008 5:10:57 am PST #7738 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
You are both on the NAUGHTY! List. You both get coal.
Dude! Pete is SANTA! Adorable.
Barb - Dec 24, 2008 5:19:23 am PST #7739 of 10002
“Not dead yet!”
The hell? Sandra Lee makes a Kwanzaa cake: [link]
Oh, that is easily one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Why is this woman on television again?
Nora Deirdre - Dec 24, 2008 5:25:08 am PST #7740 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I am at work. yay.
Cashmere - Dec 24, 2008 5:25:56 am PST #7741 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
SnowSleetOccasionalDrizzleAndRainThenScatteredFlurriespocalypse
Crap. My sister and BiL have to be driving through this to get to Wisconsin for Christmas here at our house.
Trudy Booth - Dec 24, 2008 5:28:51 am PST #7742 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Ok, the letters in that "new take latkes" article are hysterical... particularly since the author feels the need to comment on them repeatedly. My favorite response?
This whole notion that there is no risk to pigging out once a year isn’t really true.
And she's going to blog about it!
Hil R. - Dec 24, 2008 5:29:26 am PST #7743 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I finally get to go back home today. My parents have been getting the floors in our house refinished, so we've been staying at a hotel the past two nights. Really not my idea of a relaxing vacation.
Hil R. - Dec 24, 2008 5:32:40 am PST #7744 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Ok, the letters in that "new take latkes" article are hysterical... particularly since the author feels the need to comment on them repeatedly.
The idea of baked latkes is ridiculous. The entire point of latkes is that they're fried in oil! The potatoes are just there because they were a convenient thing to fry. In places that don't have many potatoes, Jews fry other things for Chanukah. (And even in places that do have potatoes, we still make sufganiyot, which are kind of like jelly donuts. Yum. Haven't had any yet this year, because I'm with my parents, and my mom is on a diet, which means everybody's on a diet.)