Santa totally needs a Zeppelin.
I think the Magic Reindeer Union local 1225 would disagree.
This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 62: The 62nd Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Dec 17, 2008 8:13:09 am PST #6612 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Theodosia - Dec 17, 2008 8:20:35 am PST #6613 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Oooh, remember the cracktastic fantasy-romance-80s-music video I linked to a few days ago?
::crickets chirp lazily::
Anyway, the Smart Bitches blog linked to it on Friday, and the reactions are too funny. (Including my favorite: "Wow, Lestat's band is way less hardcore than Anne Rice led me to believe.")
DavidS - Dec 17, 2008 8:29:45 am PST #6614 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think the Magic Reindeer Union local 1225 would disagree.
No, but see there'll be a retraining program. They could be Reindeer Zeppelin Operators.
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2008 8:32:07 am PST #6615 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
No, but see there'll be a retraining program. They could be Reindeer Zeppelin Operators.
Yeah. Or the Reindeer Games could go professional.
Or perhaps they could be trained to be accountants.
DavidS - Dec 17, 2008 8:36:05 am PST #6616 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Or perhaps they could be trained to be accountants.
I'm thinking the antlers could be an advantage on the ten-key pad.
amych - Dec 17, 2008 8:36:09 am PST #6617 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Steph L. - Dec 17, 2008 8:37:19 am PST #6618 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It sounds somewhat more disturbing than Avenue Q, somewhat less than Meet The Fimbles.
Does no one remember Farscape? Rygel in S&M leather? Why, god, why?
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2008 8:38:33 am PST #6619 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You know, I'd think that flying reindeer could hire themselves out for children's birthday parties, etc. What kid wouldn't want a ride on a flying reindeer.
OK, there would need to be new regulations, FAA approval, etc., but I think it'd be doable.
We'd have to watch out that no flying reindeer join inner-city gangs. We don't need to escalate gang violence with fly-by shootings....
Jessica - Dec 17, 2008 8:46:26 am PST #6620 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Does no one remember Farscape? Rygel in S&M leather? Why, god, why?
Farscape was its own universe and as such did not ping the "OMGMUPPETSEX*WRONG*" part of my brain nearly as hard as the other 2.
msbelle - Dec 17, 2008 8:51:48 am PST #6621 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I couldn't make it through one season of Farscape, much bugged, including the puppet, but thankfully I never got to that.