No, but see there'll be a retraining program. They could be Reindeer Zeppelin Operators.
Yeah. Or the Reindeer Games could go professional.
Or perhaps they could be trained to be accountants.
I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.
Fuffy ,'Storyteller'
Natter 62: The 62nd Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2008 8:32:07 am PST #6615 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Dec 17, 2008 8:36:05 am PST #6616 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Or perhaps they could be trained to be accountants.
I'm thinking the antlers could be an advantage on the ten-key pad.
amych - Dec 17, 2008 8:36:09 am PST #6617 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Steph L. - Dec 17, 2008 8:37:19 am PST #6618 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
It sounds somewhat more disturbing than Avenue Q, somewhat less than Meet The Fimbles.
Does no one remember Farscape? Rygel in S&M leather? Why, god, why?
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2008 8:38:33 am PST #6619 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You know, I'd think that flying reindeer could hire themselves out for children's birthday parties, etc. What kid wouldn't want a ride on a flying reindeer.
OK, there would need to be new regulations, FAA approval, etc., but I think it'd be doable.
We'd have to watch out that no flying reindeer join inner-city gangs. We don't need to escalate gang violence with fly-by shootings....
Jessica - Dec 17, 2008 8:46:26 am PST #6620 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Does no one remember Farscape? Rygel in S&M leather? Why, god, why?
Farscape was its own universe and as such did not ping the "OMGMUPPETSEX*WRONG*" part of my brain nearly as hard as the other 2.
msbelle - Dec 17, 2008 8:51:48 am PST #6621 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I couldn't make it through one season of Farscape, much bugged, including the puppet, but thankfully I never got to that.
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2008 9:00:30 am PST #6622 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2008 9:01:04 am PST #6623 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2008 9:02:03 am PST #6624 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.