You know, I'd think that flying reindeer could hire themselves out for children's birthday parties, etc. What kid
wouldn't
want a ride on a flying reindeer.
OK, there would need to be new regulations, FAA approval, etc., but I think it'd be doable.
We'd have to watch out that no flying reindeer join inner-city gangs. We don't need to escalate gang violence with fly-by shootings....
Does no one remember Farscape? Rygel in S&M leather? Why, god, why?
Farscape was its own universe and as such did not ping the "OMGMUPPETSEX*WRONG*" part of my brain nearly as hard as the other 2.
I couldn't make it through one season of Farscape, much bugged, including the puppet, but thankfully I never got to that.
Random picture o' the day: [link]
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Random pic. o' the day, part II: [link]
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Random pic. o' the day, part III: [link]
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Does no one remember Farscape? Rygel in S&M leather? Why, god, why?
So I could laugh like a drain?
Does no one remember Farscape? Rygel in S&M leather? Why, god, why?
I was about to ask "what wouldn't be less disturbing than Meet the Feebles?" But then you gave me a flashback to "All you bitches out now, Crichton is mine!" Question answered before it was asked...
Cookie Chemistry, for more on cookie principles.
I haven't updated my del.ici.o.us in a while--these look like good links with which to get back into the groove.
I looked back at my dilaudid brain fart from last night and still can't work out what I meant. Sadly, I even proof-read the post, because hey! Recent narcotics! I just didn't see that bit.
Is a week too early to start packing for the trip home? God, I must be bored.
Anyway, the Smart Bitches blog linked to it on Friday, and the reactions are too funny.
Ha! SB Sarah and I were emailing about it and then I found this ebook blurb that somehow seemed to encapsulate that video in erorom form. There's even a unicorn on the cover.
Tell me that video doesn't go with this:
Flowers of Camelot - Magnolia By Anny Cook
This is the fourth of the Flowers of Camelot series, but may be read as a standalone story.
The Yule season has come to Castle Came-a-lot. With the annual influx of family, Prince Undain, the last unmarried son of King Arthur, decides to retreat to the tower he shares with his partner, Prince Dennac.
It is there that Dennac brings Magnolia, the woman he rescues from a shipwreck. Fleeing from a dangerous arranged marriage, she quickly accepts the offer of marriage from Undain and Dennac.
Almost immediately, their honeymonth takes an unexpected turn. With the loss of her virginity, Magnolia sprouts wings, leading them to the inescapable conclusion that she is half-faery. And once faeries sprout their wings, they require frequent hot sex. Dennac and Undain eagerly meet Magnolia's new demands even as they deal with the Yule celebrations and threats from the evil Prince Rugat.