Do they make Crisco-flavored butter?
I want butter-and-Crisco-flavored Crisco-and-butter.
Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.
'Objects In Space'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Dec 11, 2008 8:16:16 am PST #5482 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Dec 11, 2008 8:19:49 am PST #5483 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Did you read this amazing article by David Ramsay about Li'l Wayne and New Orleans?
That was great.
What do we think about pie crust? Mixed fat, all butter, all crisco, lard, what?
Jessica - Dec 11, 2008 8:19:52 am PST #5484 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dude, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
55-year-old Leroy Skette Sr. was displeased when 37-year-old Byron Bells cut the line at a fundraiser buffet at the Fort Greene Senior Citizens Council. But when Skette called him out, the cutter got stabby, throwing a cranberry-vodka drink in his elder's face, then allegedly slashing him with a knife. Skette needed 84 stitches on his face and neck! He tells the tabloid, "I thought he hit me. But I felt my hand, and there was blood." Other than that, the only other salient detail he remembers is "using the word 'manners.'"
Jesse - Dec 11, 2008 8:20:54 am PST #5485 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Seriously, what is wrong with people??
Jessica - Dec 11, 2008 8:21:22 am PST #5486 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
What do we think about pie crust? Mixed fat, all butter, all crisco, lard, what?
I like a mix of butter and shortening, but I'm pending final judgment until I've tried CI's vodka crust.
amych - Dec 11, 2008 8:21:44 am PST #5487 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Mixed fat, all butter, all crisco, lard, what?
All butter, mostly because I'm too lazy to keep more than one around the house.
Cashmere - Dec 11, 2008 8:23:36 am PST #5488 of 10002
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Pioneer Woman touts an all Crisco version which I use and it is AMAZING.
aurelia - Dec 11, 2008 8:24:06 am PST #5489 of 10002
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Jesse - Dec 11, 2008 8:25:42 am PST #5490 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
It's supposed to be that crisco is flaky and butter is tender, right? I don't know, I guess I'll stick to the half-and-half to hedge my bets.
Cashmere - Dec 11, 2008 8:26:34 am PST #5491 of 10002
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