Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Feb 01, 2009 4:31:51 pm PST #9801 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What did the English call shag carpeting?

So would that be like the opposite of a brazilian?


vw bug - Feb 01, 2009 5:03:44 pm PST #9802 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

askye, so much health~ma and strength.

It appears that CBD and I are fighting. This is fun. And I'm really too tired to talk any more, but we need to. Ugh.


Strix - Feb 01, 2009 5:14:32 pm PST #9803 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, I embroidered a whole word tonight! And it doesn't look all that crappy! I'm jazzed!

A book on the hip of my panties tomorrow, and then I move on to, I think, a pillowcase. Then a onesie for my preggo friend.

I CAN MAKE STUFF! I AM IN GREAT DEPRESSION MODE! WHOOO. I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.


beth b - Feb 01, 2009 5:27:23 pm PST #9804 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

If this is a big deal - the fight should wait 'til you are more awake. If it is a small matter - wait.

go , Erin, with the creative stuff


Torque - Feb 01, 2009 5:35:59 pm PST #9805 of 10000
Bad Wolf

YEAH STEELERS!!!!

sorry I had to drop that in.


Steph L. - Feb 01, 2009 5:49:29 pm PST #9806 of 10000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.

Well hell, I can do that for you.

No, really.


sj - Feb 01, 2009 5:52:54 pm PST #9807 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{vw}}}


Ginger - Feb 01, 2009 5:56:08 pm PST #9808 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.

I'm sure you can come up with a pleasing pattern. If you could get them to staple on a few clock gears, you could call it steampunk surgery.

I have an OK Cupid account, but all I did was throw some snark on it and not put up a picture. An actually sane-seeming non-religious sort just snarked back and was pretty funny, aside from an annoying use of Chicago Trib spelling. Now what do I do?


Hil R. - Feb 01, 2009 5:59:27 pm PST #9809 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm all stressed. Stress is bad.


Strix - Feb 01, 2009 6:00:40 pm PST #9810 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Maybe I'll do a Frankenstein with the staple as the neck.

Steph, how about you take the staples OUT? That will save me an annoying trip back to the doc's.