I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.
Well hell, I can do that for you.
No, really.
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Feb 01, 2009 5:49:29 pm PST #9806 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
sj - Feb 01, 2009 5:52:54 pm PST #9807 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
{{{vw}}}
Ginger - Feb 01, 2009 5:56:08 pm PST #9808 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.
I'm sure you can come up with a pleasing pattern. If you could get them to staple on a few clock gears, you could call it steampunk surgery.
I have an OK Cupid account, but all I did was throw some snark on it and not put up a picture. An actually sane-seeming non-religious sort just snarked back and was pretty funny, aside from an annoying use of Chicago Trib spelling. Now what do I do?
Hil R. - Feb 01, 2009 5:59:27 pm PST #9809 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm all stressed. Stress is bad.
Strix - Feb 01, 2009 6:00:40 pm PST #9810 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Maybe I'll do a Frankenstein with the staple as the neck.
Steph, how about you take the staples OUT? That will save me an annoying trip back to the doc's.
DavidS - Feb 01, 2009 6:01:13 pm PST #9811 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Now what do I do?
Drop some journo-fu on him.
amych - Feb 01, 2009 6:05:36 pm PST #9812 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
{{{Calli}}}
amych - Feb 01, 2009 6:06:10 pm PST #9813 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
{{{askye}}}
brenda m - Feb 01, 2009 6:06:29 pm PST #9814 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Calli, my thoughts are with you and your family. Hugs.
Hil R. - Feb 01, 2009 6:07:40 pm PST #9815 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I need to get x-rays of my shoulder done tomorrow. While I am glad that it's feeling better, I'm really sick of being poked and prodded at. (I think this may be behind my attempts at henna -- trying to have at least some part of my body that I'm controlling. Though those efforts aren't working too well -- my hair is still just as brown as it was before.)