Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 43: Who am I kidding? I love to brag.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Feb 01, 2009 5:03:44 pm PST #9802 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

askye, so much health~ma and strength.

It appears that CBD and I are fighting. This is fun. And I'm really too tired to talk any more, but we need to. Ugh.


Strix - Feb 01, 2009 5:14:32 pm PST #9803 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Hey, I embroidered a whole word tonight! And it doesn't look all that crappy! I'm jazzed!

A book on the hip of my panties tomorrow, and then I move on to, I think, a pillowcase. Then a onesie for my preggo friend.

I CAN MAKE STUFF! I AM IN GREAT DEPRESSION MODE! WHOOO. I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.


beth b - Feb 01, 2009 5:27:23 pm PST #9804 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

If this is a big deal - the fight should wait 'til you are more awake. If it is a small matter - wait.

go , Erin, with the creative stuff


Torque - Feb 01, 2009 5:35:59 pm PST #9805 of 10000
Bad Wolf

YEAH STEELERS!!!!

sorry I had to drop that in.


Steph L. - Feb 01, 2009 5:49:29 pm PST #9806 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.

Well hell, I can do that for you.

No, really.


sj - Feb 01, 2009 5:52:54 pm PST #9807 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{vw}}}


Ginger - Feb 01, 2009 5:56:08 pm PST #9808 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I am planning on designing a pattern for and sewing up my hysto incision myself! Oh, damn, they use staples.

I'm sure you can come up with a pleasing pattern. If you could get them to staple on a few clock gears, you could call it steampunk surgery.

I have an OK Cupid account, but all I did was throw some snark on it and not put up a picture. An actually sane-seeming non-religious sort just snarked back and was pretty funny, aside from an annoying use of Chicago Trib spelling. Now what do I do?


Hil R. - Feb 01, 2009 5:59:27 pm PST #9809 of 10000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm all stressed. Stress is bad.


Strix - Feb 01, 2009 6:00:40 pm PST #9810 of 10000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Maybe I'll do a Frankenstein with the staple as the neck.

Steph, how about you take the staples OUT? That will save me an annoying trip back to the doc's.


DavidS - Feb 01, 2009 6:01:13 pm PST #9811 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Now what do I do?

Drop some journo-fu on him.